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| Christ weeps for YOU! |  You "assume" that I am against christianity. You "assume" that I have a problem with Christ. You "assume" that I judge all christians by the stereotype that modern fundamentalists have created. By your assumption, you yourself also lose the true meaning that Christ intended. You lose the true meaning of the faith you "claim" to follow.
Christ is about love and respect for one another. About living your life by "example", not by being loud, pompous, or noticed because you can preach and witness. Christ NEVER intended this to be his way. Christ lived by "example". Christ accepted ALL people as his equal, no matter how much they disagreed with him. No matter if they followed him or not. Christ did NOT try to condemn them. He did NOT force his way on others. He did NOT push his life and beliefs on others.
Your choice to do so is nothing more than spitting in Christs face. You sin against the very person you claim to honor by your acts against others. You represent Christ as a person full of hatred and condemnation by your very example. You give all "true christians" a bad name by your very actions. You should truly be proud for adding to the plague that is destroying Christianity in the world today. Well done, indeed!
You think 'we' will be the ones condemned in the face of God, when in reality, it will be "you" by your own acts and examples. Your forceful pushing and professing of your "way" is just what Christ did NOT intend. Your example disgraces all that Christ stood for. You should be proud, indeed!
I truly feel sorry for the "real Christians" of this world, and for Christ, that such a pompous moron as yourself, by your own example, would even claim to represent something that is so far from the example you yourself show to others. Well Done! When you stand before Christ as a hypocrite, you will be the one judged, not I. Enjoy the eternity you now create, because you just may find it isn't the one you really wanted, yet you will still be held accountable!
Examine your OWN life, your OWN shortfalls, and quit worrying about others. YOU are the one that needs the help. YOU are the one who needs the forgiveness, not I! May Christ have mercy on YOUR soul, You'll need it!
Note: Geez! When will they EVER learn? |
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| Rants: The Rabbi Lends A Hand! LOL! | I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of God or Baptist church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist church of God, or are you reformed Baptist church of God?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, You heretic scum," and pushed him off the fuckin' Bridge.
Note: LMAO! You go, Rabbi! |
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| Robin and the Rabbi! | The Rabbi is still going strong! Thanks Rabbi! We love these small bits you send in! Everyone needs a laugh at times, and you're one of the best for providing it!
OnlineHost: Robin Hood 2238 has entered the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: Robin ? ----- Robin ? ---- Well Kiss my ass --- look who just showed up
Robin Hood 2238: eh? Hello
Rabbi Putzz II: Where are your Merry men --- You know the gay guys ??
Robin Hood 2238: During that time when the character "RobinHood" existed, gay didn't mean happy and happy didn't mean gay.
Robin Hood 2238: So I have no clue to what you speak.
Rabbi Putzz II: Ya ***** Right you don't Have a Clue as to what I speak ------>( Rabbi Singing ) -----------> Reared by the bad -- Loved in hood --- Robin Hood !!!!!
Robin Hood 2238: Mind explaining the title of this chatroom to me?
Rabbi Putzz II: I'm not in the habit of explaining things to men who have grass stains on there knees.
Robin Hood 2238: Elaborated, and why you believe in it?
Rabbi Putzz II: LMAO -- Elaborate ---- OMG --->Hell I can't even type
OnlineHost: HanEcc has entered the room.
OnlineHost: HanEcc has left the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: Look at That ---- Even HanEcc won't stay in the room with you -- He took one look at you -- turned around and walked out.
Robin Hood 2238: Well then that leads me to believe you don't seem to have a clue about why you believe it.
Rabbi Putzz II: Why should I talk to a Guy who sleeps with other men in the woods, comes in here with grass stains on his knees and starts asking all kinds of Questions ???
Rabbi Putzz II: Say -- Tell me ---- have you had an AIDS test
Rabbi Putzz II: <-- I just crack myself up sometimes
Robin Hood 2238: Live...in woods with men ? AIDS test ? Are you deranged ?
Rabbi Putzz II: Deranged ????? Look I'm not the one doing his best to have a conversation with a Man called Rabbi Putzz in an AOL chatroom --
Robin Hood 2238: You seem to be caught in some childish fantasy.
Rabbi Putzz II: I have a Fantasy ???? WTF ???? ---- Your the one who has the name Robin Hood
Robin Hood 2238: RobinHood is a "fictional" character, as in not real, can you at least grasp that concept?
Rabbi Putzz II: O ***** Great !! -- Now your not even real. ------ YOUR FICTIONAL !!!! So Tell Me Mr. Fictional ***** Robin Hood -- Just who the hell is sitting at your key board ---- Firrier ***** Tuk ???
Robin Hood 2238: Ummm, yeah.....sure....
Rabbi Putzz II: You need to get a Grasp on reality here Man ----
Robin Hood 2238: Good day
Rabbi Putzz II: <-- Stomping my feet on the ground --Holding my sides, -----> I am so ***** Funny sometimes. Awwwwwwwwwwww Haaaaaaaaaa
OnlineHost: Robin Hood 2238 has left the room.
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| They Hate It When I'm Right | by Atheist Diary
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - ººGODºLESSºAMERICAºº". ***
PreacherofJesus7: God bless you and may the peace of Jesus be upon you
PreacherofJesus7: i know you don't really want to hear this but
PreacherofJesus7: have you ever got a new toy and then you want to show it to everybody
PreacherofJesus7: right
PreacherofJesus7: well i got something and i want to show it to everybody
Atheist Diary: Put your penis away, Preacher
PreacherofJesus7: i can tell you that Jesus is the only way that anyone can truly be happy
PreacherofJesus7: Jesus wants to bless all you need is to open your heart
Atheist Diary: Preacher, is heaven filled with people like you?
PreacherofJesus7: why don't you find out
Atheist Diary: Why don't you answer the question? "Preacher, is heaven filled with people like you?"
PreacherofJesus7: find out for yourself
PreacherofJesus7: ask God
Atheist Diary: I'd rather ask a child of Christ like yourself.
PreacherofJesus7: y
Atheist Diary: You have the answers and yet you can not answer this simple question?
PreacherofJesus7: what is the point
Atheist Diary: Is heaven filled with people like you, Preacher?
PreacherofJesus7: no
Atheist Diary: Then who is it filled with?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: and?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: and?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: So heaven has nothing but God in it.
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: That must be lonely for him.
PreacherofJesus7: hwy
PreacherofJesus7: no
Atheist Diary: you know how God feels in heaven?
PreacherofJesus7: he has angels that praise him
Atheist Diary: Why does he need praise? He's already the strongest, omnipotent being in the universe.
PreacherofJesus7: becuase he is the all powerful creator of heaven and earth
Atheist Diary: Why does he need something that fulfills vanity?
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| "The Rabbi and the IRS" | A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders-like the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi Putzz.
Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S."
"The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, "the I.R.S. ...and about once a year, they send us a little prick just like you."
Note: Rabbi Putzz is at it again! LOL! |
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| Rants: "Jesus Speaks!" JesusClickedMe, that is! | One day I was checking my emails, deleting all of the porn spam actually, and I came across one that had "Fwd:(Jesus)" on the subject line. Normally I don't respond to emails from people that I don't know but I felt the need to look at and then respond to this one. It was an email talking about how I should ask christ to be in my heart and that sort of thing. I am sick and tired of these idiotic godlodytes thinking that they just aren't getting the message out. I mean, for crying out loud, there's a church within five minutes from every place in this country with a population of twenty people.
People always ask me "why don't you attack other religions?" My response, because they (christians) are the only cult that knocks on my door and sends me email, not to mention all of the people I run across that just have to bring up their "relationship" with the dead myth on a stick. I'm almost to the point that I'm fed up.
Do I go door to door telling people NOT to worship the warped buybull god? I can answer that with a resounding NO. I couldn't care less what deity-myth a person worships, so why is it that they are so damned concerned about my choice or lack thereof? I feel that the teaching of cult beliefs to a minor should be outlawed in this country but we do have the right to worship as we wish and I am willing to defend that right to the bitter end because I, unlike many of my peers, do believe in this country. All I would ask in return from anyone is to have the same right and also for all others to defend my right to not believe. But until the christcult members understand that part of freedom I will feel the need to write rants like this one.
It's very sad that people don't understand that freedom goes both ways, you must sometimes defend what you are against to insure that you will be guaranteed your own personal rights. I guess what I am really trying to say here is that everyone should respect others rights especially when it comes to religion.
Just because you think that there is a certain god doesn't mean that the Hindu across town believes in that god, nor does the Buddhist around the block and the same with the atheists, pagans, Muslims or one of the other countless "religions" in the world. I am proud of the fact that I am an atheist although I don't necessarily wear it on my sleeve because of the simple fact that christians seem to have this undeniable urge to torment and despise you for whatever your choice is that doesn't concur with theirs. And one last thing, for those that ask me "why do I attack christians?" I say that when a Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other non-christian cult based faith knocks on my door, then I'll lay into them as well.
In closing I would like to say, the godbots of the world should wake up and smell the excrement they are shoveling in the direction of the rest of the world. If they weren't so full of it then maybe there wouldn't be a need for the shovel.
Note: LMAO! Christidiot spam chain mail! SHEESH! You tell them, JCM!
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