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 | | | | Sep 07, 2010 - 03:36 AM | |  |  | |  | | The BS never ends....... |  Submitted by Lady J
Name: Joy
E-mail address: whitefawn48@hotmail.com
Comments: If you don't believe in God, why is it' You do believe in Satan.
Its on your ceramony when your such a old
man married such a young girl who only wants attention, I know her, and trust me it won't last- She's way to smart and will return home to her Mother as soon as she gets un-brainwash. I would never Pray for you, so no need to worry.
But I will Pray for Sharlene's daughter and Sharlene.
So, why the get-up? I don't care one bit about you, and as I can see' You also don't care one bit of yourself nor others and you know that.
Sunday, December 14th 2003 - 11:48:46 PM
Joy, let me start with I am not with my husband for attention, we happen to be in love thank you very much. I am NOT brainwashed, he has NEVER beat me, he is NOT holding me hostage, I don't know what my mother has been telling you, but most of it is lies, PLEASE keep your RUDE and assinine comments about my relationship to yourself. You don't know me, you know my mother. my mother doesn't know anything about my relationship, because I don't tell her anything. Before I moved in with my (now husband) my mother talked to him all the time, and even encouraged our relationship together. then when I got here, she did a complete 180 and despite what I told her she still accused him of beating me which is NOT TRUE. I do NOT appreciate your rude and negative comments about me, my husband, OR our relationship together, because you know NOTHING about him, or us. You can continue to believe the lies and rumors my mother tells you all you want, but none of them are true. luckly my father knows that first hand, because we talk to him all the time, he has even stayed with us.
I would like to ask you to kindly F*CK OFF! and keep your rude, negative comments to yourself!
Thanks
Kat
Note: Heh... looks like "Shar's daughter" is just a bit pissed! Wish "someone" could take a hint and stop spreading lies! It only makes them look even more like a moron... not to mention how ignorant and bigoted it makes her hypocritical friends look. |
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| It's GOOD to have fans! (or was that MORONS?) | And now, for yet another spine tingling episode of "Losers In My AOL Life!" Yay!
The stage is set, the actors are REAL people.
No names have been changed to protect the innocent...
Plot: A group of people talking in an AOL chatroom, some friends, some not...
Your Mission: Seek out the dumbasses, and identify!
Kzinti Assassin: It is in the late evenings, when BA gets too intolerable
Bobbebell: gee....then it should be open all the time
RCressidaman: NNH next in line of succession ofrom NNG, sorry i hit the worng key?
Kzinti Assassin: LOL! Good point
NEEDNOgod: RC , i know you did
NEEDNOgod: it was just a way to give you some shit
Bobbebell: some of these member rooms are so power hungry with the owner bolt
RCressidaman: Kzinti does the negaitve an rude and condescednding fecund seem rather fece to you?
NEEDNOgod: as if we don`t get enough SHIT from the Xians
Bobbebell: but this seems to be a good room
Kzinti Assassin: ***** Fecund, and *****
Neuteryourgod, and that whole crowd, RCress
Hsapien477: bobbe: we try to follow prints rules
Hsapien477: and then room vote too
Bobbebell: RC....he is one of the worse of the new crowd
Hsapien477: ok singer
RCressidaman: Kzinti i thought so he was such an ass to me, as if he some sort of Genius
Hsapien477: bend over and grab your ankles
Hsapien477: damn he ran
NEEDNOgod: Singer is gone on the return
Hsapien477: sage: who?
NEEDNOgod: and it wioll return
NEEDNOgod: it`s far to stupid not too
NEEDNOgod: will*
RCressidaman: Bobbebell yes even when he pays yo a compliment it is like a knife in the back i am so pleased others see him for the ass he is.
Kzinti Assassin: It left already, Bobbe. Hit-and-run
TheNeonGreenSage: little boy bobby
Hsapien477: sage: well, it is an honor to get thrown out of nrbc
Hsapien477: that room is insane
NEEDNOgod: hit and run fundies , gods courage at it`s best !
Hsapien477: i took myself out of it
Bobbebell: KZinti..........typical coward
Hsapien477: when they proved to be worse than the giamers they whined about
NEEDNOgod: Hsap , you noticed that too
Hsapien477: nng: I gave them a try
Hsapien477: but shit
Hsapien477: <Sigh>
NEEDNOgod: Hsap , it was getting TOTALLY INSANE
NEEDNOgod: Hsap , every 10 minutes i was getting IM`s or E-Mail telling me who was against them now
TheNeonGreenSage: well I have things to do.... which involve idly sitting some place where my friends aren't nsulted by my other friends. (Woot! Neon ROCKS!)
Hsapien477: nng: they are paranoid
NEEDNOgod: Hsap , and it was like half of the old gIAM list !
Hsapien477: they are totally insane
TheNeonGreenSage: laterz
OnlineHost: TheNeonGreenSage has left the room.
Hsapien477: i liked them at first
Hsapien477: but, they blew it
Kzinti Assassin: Against who? Fecund & crowd?
NEEDNOgod: me too , i still like them
Hsapien477: sexy lied to me
Hsapien477: badly
Hsapien477: so
Hsapien477: she is no longer even talked to
NEEDNOgod: she lied to me too, about several things
NEEDNOgod: so what ?
NEEDNOgod: everybody on-line lies
Kzinti Assassin: {{{{{Bobbe}}}} Come to Tralf tonight
NEEDNOgod: well , most anyhow
Hsapien477: i don't care if they live or die
Hsapien477: actually
Hsapien477: they are just like aspain
Hsapien477: imo
Bobbebell: Kzinti........I will.......love ya
Kzinti Assassin: I'll IM you when I sign on
NEEDNOgod: i`ve accepted that i am one of the few honest people on line
It's GOOD to know where you stand with people online!
Again, it's OUR FRIGGING ROOM, IF YA DON"T LIKE THE WAY IT'S RUN, STAY THE HELL OUT!!!
Sooo, the auto-eject list grows yet again! YAY!
A Special From The "Jackasses" To You!
GodisAMyth4EVER: i usually hang out in NRBC..im their webmaster...
Shaddam Corrino: Nah... Print is fine. NRBC is made by the jackasses. Errr... no offense there mikey. Heh
Response from us "jackasses":
Aww! It's so nice to be loved! Can you say "AUTOEJECT"? If not, you soon WILL be able to!
AND SO THE LIST GROWS AGAIN......
GAWD I LOVE THAT PERMA-EJECT FEATURE!!!
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| Moishe and the Pope | This is a story that someone emailed me. I kinda thought it funny, so decided to pass it on.
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy.
There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi Moishe, to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be "silent" debate.
On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.
Next the Pope waved his finger around his head.
Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever and that the Jews could stay.
Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue."
Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around Rabbi Moishe. "What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I said to him, Up yours! Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, Mr. Pope, we're staying right here."
"And then what," asked a woman.
"Who knows?" said Moishe, "he took out his lunch so I took out mine."
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| The Parrot! | A lady goes to a pet store and sees a parrot she likes.
She asks the storekeeper "How much for the parrot?"
The storekeeper replies "Ma'am, you really don't want that parrot, he belonged to a madam who ran a house of ill repute, and he's picked up some bad language."
The lady really likes the parrot, and buys him anyway.
On the way out the door, the parrot says "New madam!"
The lady is a bit flustered by it, but laughs it off and continues on her way home.
When she gets home, she takes the parrot in, and puts him in the corner.
The parrot says "New madam, new house!"
The lady kinda laughs it off, and when her two daughters come in, she shows them the parrot.
The parrot says "New madam, new house, new whores!"
They all laughed about it, but the lady still looked a bit embarrassed over it.
A short time later, her husband gets home, walks in, and the lady meets him at the door.
"Come see the new parrot!" she says as she drags him over to the cage.
The parrot looks up and says "Hi Dave! Fancy meeting you here!"
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| Christian Comic Relief Revisited! The Fun NEVER Ends! | The following were submitted by a member of this site and AOL for our viewing pleasure. You'd think these people would at least TRY to act somewhat literate and show SOME common sense when trying to represent themselves as "Good Christian Followers", yet by the following chat excerpts.... Well, you read for yourself. It's pretty obvious and self explanatory.
Ecko313: yall are dumb good is real
Beautilious77: y do u think chridtianity is stupid
Setinstone3: ok i'm a christian who listens to christian hardcore and death metal
GoDLoVinGiRLie: The entire universe could be destroyed by a meteor.
NickDawg22: so wut is ya'lls deal with not bein a christain
SeperothXXX: u think for the reason that i sit here talking about ur beliefs has no meaning then where is ur meaning in ur beliefs then is it going anywhere but where a simple man has made u think that it should go
SeperothXXX: Quid Pro Clone u see how manipulation can change ones mind when ur saying things to me everyone just followed up with u nobody said these things when u wasnt here so that proves it everone is a poser and hipocrite and dont even know
Bdpanman2: Jesus was not hebrew
EVILJOKER187: EVRYONE THAT HATE CRITIONITY CAN SUCK MY DICK
EVILJOKER187: GO AWAY N SUCK DIS NUTS IN U'R MOUTH
Amdys04: MY BELIEFS COME FROM THE BIBLE NOT STUPID HISTORY
Rnewsmith: you cannot make physical evidence the leading authority of reality
LILKRITTY123: WUT HAS GOD DONE BAD TYO YOUY?
Spr8nova: yes God is both good and bad. that is why i sided on his good side thats why He is Good
Spr8nova: Pet, no God is not satan. remember God's judgments are perfect & righteous. Satan can't do anything to nobody without first going to God
Chopin5281: JESUS WAS NOT A JEW.
TACITA NOX: i have not read any thing disturbing in the bible
Sara1625: thinking doesn't accomplish much, IMHO, but hey.
CSTAN 921: No actually god does not have enough to do with this country,that is why it is so messed up!
LAZY15: when u hear the hissing sound it will b jesus opening the sky and then u will c him
LAZY15: gods war is comeing,can u feel it
rina1128: PEOPLE ARE STUPID NOT HUMANS
GrneyedLady1nred: Pope...feltching...sounds ok
Jon376: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL DO DA DO DA
Jon376: ILL SPIT ON YOU ALL FROM HEAVEN
Noitalver: Whats wrong with Falwell? He makes alot of sense, most of the time
Jon376: YOU'RE ALL STUPID BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GONG TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
Noitalver: I take tell that a few people in here are being led by demonic spirits. You can rid yourself of those spirits by repenting and believing in the Savior. You can have power over those evil spirits in your life
Noitalver: Satan and his demons will help you along for awhile and then they'll the rug from underneath you
MGar838047: BELIEVE ON JESUS
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - RELGION is COMMUNISM". ***
MiLqqkng4U: Christianity has no logical basis?
Cheevo21: logic is for fools
CornCornDawg: snakes could talk back then
Str8Clownin10: YALL NEED SOME JESUS IN UR LIFE
ThreeCool: OK GO SUCK UR MOMS U KNOW WHAT U FAG
Note: The ignorance NEVER ceases! Read the full page by clicking the link below. |
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| Poster Child For Christianity! | One statement says it all! LMAO!
TMSPRINCESS6996: chrisriany aiunt stupid u all r stupid
And they have the nerve to call US stupid? Sheesh!
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| Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? | GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
JOHNNY COCHRAN Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.
THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
Note: Humor? Ar,ar,ar! <grin> |
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| We're FAMOUS, I say FAMOUS! <grin> | A quick excerpt from the good Rabbi's room!
I Follow Jesus 0: lb - the name of the room is simply to inflame.
Lbrownmiz: WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO USE CHRISTIANITY TO INFLAME?
I Follow Jesus 0: lb - because people like Rabbi Putzz, Satanic Pokeman, Atheist Diary, JesusClicked, Jeebus etc., hate Christians.
I Follow Jesus 0: and Jesus.
I Follow Jesus 0: so they make up these rooms.
I Follow Jesus 0: Jesus is Pro Choice is another such room.
Karatekawlf: I doubt the US was even existant when their "holy" books were written
KlCKERofELVES: karate dou know what a fatwa is?
I Follow Jesus 0: Christianity is Stupid is another one.
Lbrownmiz: Why do they hate christianity
I Follow Jesus 0: LB - i dont know.
KlCKERofELVES: not funny
GJGriz: many want to discredit Christianity
Fire 4 Christ 05: How can Christ come back for us at any moment and no one knows when... when we will know when the tribulations are and that he will come back at the end
Karatekawlf: GJ, true, but it can't be done
OnlineHost: I Follow Jesus 0 has left the room.
Note: It's good to be recognized for all our hard work! LMAO! |
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| It's GREAT To Be Loved! LOL! | The good Rabbi shows his love! <grin>
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - ChristianityIsStupid". ***
Jeebus Chrystler: Hiya Rabbi!
Rabbi Putzz II: <-- puts away hand gun
Jeebus Chrystler: lol
Rabbi Putzz II: Hi Buddy
Rabbi Putzz II: This is like Star Trek
Jeebus Chrystler: Geez... isn't that the truth?
Rabbi Putzz II: Mt Bro is in my room -- so I have a few min
Rabbi Putzz II: My*
Jeebus Chrystler: cool... i'll try and be as fast as I can.
Rabbi Putzz II: K
Jeebus Chrystler: brb
OnlineHost: Jeebus Chrystler has left the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: <--- looking though Jeebus shit
Rabbi Putzz II: Damn this Guy lives in a mess
Rabbi Putzz II: <---- looks in Refig -- grabs a beer
Rabbi Putzz II: Awwwwwwww
Rabbi Putzz II: A aaa here is his check book -- lets see what he spends his money on ?
Rabbi Putzz II: Porno ---- AA Liquor store ---- Bimbos rent a *****
Rabbi Putzz II: Damn this Guy is a perv
Rabbi Putzz II: I like that about him
Rabbi Putzz II: <--------- Flops on chair -- clicks TV
Rabbi Putzz II: Surfs channels ----- O good women's Mud wrestling
Rabbi Putzz II: <--- Lights a fresh Cigar
OnlineHost: SableAndromalius has entered the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: <--- Flips empty beer can into corner
SableAndromalius: Hey!
Rabbi Putzz II: Oooo
Rabbi Putzz II: Hi there
SableAndromalius: lol.. Maybe the room will list now?
Rabbi Putzz II: Jeebus -- just stepped out for a hooker
SableAndromalius: LOL
Rabbi Putzz II: He asked me to room sit
Rabbi Putzz II: I didn't take anything
SableAndromalius: lol
Rabbi Putzz II: want a beer -- Jeebus drinks the cheap shit ?
SableAndromalius: lol... I drink the Natural Ice.. but I'm under age.
Rabbi Putzz II: I don't think Jeebus would care
Rabbi Putzz II: Did you know Jeebus and I meet in Prison ?
SableAndromalius: Really..
SableAndromalius: He's kyoot
Rabbi Putzz II: I got out just before him
SableAndromalius: "out"?
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes Out
SableAndromalius: What's that supposed to mean?
Rabbi Putzz II: O -- I thought you knew ???
SableAndromalius: No, I don't know...
SableAndromalius: Though I'm starting to
OnlineHost: SaphireFlaims has entered the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: well forget I said anything
SableAndromalius: I think it's adorable ^_^
SaphireFlaims: hi
Rabbi Putzz II: shalom Saphire
SaphireFlaims: sorry im not jewish
SaphireFlaims: but hi anyway
Rabbi Putzz II: well thats Ok by me
SableAndromalius: lol... And what's wrong with not being Jewish?
Rabbi Putzz II: Many people don't think I am Jewish
SaphireFlaims: i dont know wut shalom means sable
Rabbi Putzz II: It is like saying welcome
SableAndromalius: Shalom-- it means "hello", "goodbye", and "peace"
Rabbi Putzz II: Hello -- Hi -
SaphireFlaims: oh i just say hi, and peace out blessed be
Rabbi Putzz II: BRB --- I need to use Jeebus bathroom
SableAndromalius: Right... this is disgraceful.. I'm going to find everyone else. See ya!
OnlineHost: SableAndromalius has left the room.
SaphireFlaims: how was that disgraceful?
OnlineHost: Jeebus Chrystler has entered the room.
Rabbi Putzz II: The bathroom Jeebus has
Rabbi Putzz II: It is a mess
Rabbi Putzz II: Hi Guys
Note: I'm posting this one just for a good laugh! Yes, even WE have fun at the expense of each other! So Rabbi, by the way, are all those strangely waddling ducks still following you around so amourously? And how DID you finally get all the pinfeathers out of your zipper? <grin> |
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| Microsoft vs GM! This is cute! Thanks Toy! | Subject: computers and cars
Thought you might enjoy this. For all of us who feel only
the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our
lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates
"reportedly" compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry
has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the
gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press
release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would
all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you
could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have
to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would run on only
five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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| Can this ACTUALLY be for real??? LMMFAOOO! GEEZ! | This is another excerpt from the AOL CIS chatroom. Friends, you'll LOVE this one! LMAO!
OnlineHost: Ladyhoodoo9 has entered the room.
Ladyhoodoo9: hello
SexyRain420: hi
Ladyhoodoo9: how ya doing, jesus?
SexyRain420: how are you?
Ladyhoodoo9: great
SexyRain420: I think Jesus died lol....
SexyRain420: hehehe
Jeebus Chrystler: Heh... got Q's note on your pro, huh? <grin>
SexyRain420: he/she isn't talking
SexyRain420: yes
Jeebus Chrystler: cool!
Ladyhoodoo9: i just stopped by because i think there's something you guys in this chat need to know
Ladyhoodoo9: remember that guy jesus hates smut who's been stopping in here?
Jeebus Chrystler: Lady, should I iggy you now or later?
SexyRain420: lol
Ladyhoodoo9: He's been posting stuff from this chat online
Jeebus Chrystler: ok... minor reprieve... continue...
Ladyhoodoo9: from this chat
Ladyhoodoo9: check out
Jeebus Chrystler: cool, we all do.
Ladyhoodoo9: www.dragonzleyr.com
Jeebus Chrystler: LOL! That's MY site!
Ladyhoodoo9: really?
Jeebus Chrystler: Yep
Ladyhoodoo9: why do you post it?
Jeebus Chrystler: Why not? We all love it!
Ladyhoodoo9: are you posting from other chats too?
SexyRain420: They post stuff from GIAM too... on their website
SexyRain420: at WWW.GodIsAMyth.com
Jeebus Chrystler: If you notice, many of the regs here are registered members of the site.
Ladyhoodoo9: i haven't seen that one, but i'll have to check it out
Jeebus Chrystler: JCM, Toy< Lek, Vm, the list goes on...
SexyRain420: it says error can't find server when I try to go to this site www.dragonzleyr.com
Jeebus Chrystler: Toy4
Jeebus Chrystler: it's .net
SexyRain420: thank you
Ladyhoodoo9: so what's the deal with jesus. is he one of you?
Jeebus Chrystler: Yeah
SexyRain420: lol
Jeebus Chrystler: His page is a parody.
Ladyhoodoo9: do they know you're posting in vm?
SexyRain420: is he one of you?
SexyRain420: LMAO
Jeebus Chrystler: yes
SexyRain420: one of what?
SexyRain420: lol
SexyRain420: Jeebus do you have clones?
SexyRain420: more than one of you?
SexyRain420: sorry
Jeebus Chrystler: Sexy, yes.
SexyRain420: <~~ shuts up to be good
SexyRain420: *~*giggle*~*
Ladyhoodoo9: did it ever occur to you that posting people's chats without their permission or knowledge may upset them?
Jeebus Chrystler: Lady.. vm?
Ladyhoodoo9: virtual magic
Ladyhoodoo9: i know he's been in there
SexyRain420: well, its a chat room
Jeebus Chrystler: Nothing from VM on my page...
Ladyhoodoo9: so where would vm posts be then?
Jeebus Chrystler: And no, I don't go to VM, sorry.
Jeebus Chrystler: VmDmCm is an aol reg.
Ladyhoodoo9: what is the purpose? just to show how assinine people are?
Jeebus Chrystler: Basically, yes.
Ladyhoodoo9: without their knowledge?
Ladyhoodoo9: isn't that an invasion of privacy?
SexyRain420: Lady, they were in a chat room... for anyone to chat in... if they don't want something seen
SexyRain420: then they should not have said it
SexyRain420: in a chat room
Jeebus Chrystler: It's a public chatroom, if they type it in public, it's public domain.
Jeebus Chrystler: Ever hear the expression "a closed mouth gathers no foot"?
OnlineHost: Ladyhoodoo9 has left the room.
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| God On DOS! (author unknown) | In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
c:\>Let there be light!
Enter user id.
c:\>God
Enter password.
c:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\>Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\>Create light
Done
c:\>Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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Heh! I LOVED THIS! But... does this mean God uses a Mac now? Sheesh! So Bill Gates really IS Satan? <grin>
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| Rants: "Don't Call Us....." *This one is AWESOME! LOL!* | Subj: Fwd: Subject: Manager Position
Date: 11/22/99 2:58:13 PM Central Standard Time
From: Jeanetta82@aol.com
To: NoGodHere@aol.com
Subject: Manager Position
To Whom It May Concern....
I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I created the heavens and the earth. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact, I made them so naturally, I know how humanity works, and what is best way to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. If this is your first time considering Me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of My Son, Jesus on the cross at Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sins and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes; My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays. My resume is included below.
Yours Sincerely,
God
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Subj: Re: Subject: Manager Position
Date: 12/2/99 7:28:31 PM Central Standard Time
From: NoGodHere@aol.com
To: Jeanetta82@aol.com
To: God
Fr: Christopher
Re: Application For Employment
Dear Mr. God,
I regret to inform you that your application for employment as "Life Manager" has been denied and you are permanently ineligible for employment with this company. All prospective employees routinely have their backgrounds and criminal history investigated by this company as a requirement for employment.
You listed on your application that you designed and created the heaven and earth and mankind. Your flagrantly obvious design flaws are not qualities we are looking for in a Life Manager. You claim to be a perfect creator and manager of humanity, yet your human creations are plagued with problems directly resulting from poor workmanship such as war, disease, genetic mutations, violence, and a useful lifespan of approximately 60 years. This project was hardly well designed.
Furthermore, your application failed to mention your design and implementation of an eternal furnace (Hell) for those of your creations which malfunction. This type of program is wholly against our equal opportunity guidelines and retaining a Life Manager such as you is, therefore, not in keeping with our positive interests.
You failed to list in your application the fact that you have committed literally countless felonies including, but not limited to murder, rape, incest, kidnapping, genocide, slavery, and child abuse.
Your constant tendency to send your own children to eternal torment violates child abuse laws on a massive scale every day. Obviously we can not, in good conscience hire personnel who continue to act in a felonious manner. Please also be advised that we forwarded your application to the local District Attorney and Police Dept.
You are hereby warned not to set foot on this property, and a violation of this warning will result in our filing of criminal trespass charges against you.
Yours In Christ,
Christopher
President and CEO of Christopher Inc.
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Same Fundy, again...
Subj: Re: Manager Position
Date: 12/15/99 1:46:46 AM Central Standard Time
From: NoGodHere@aol.com
To: Jeanetta82@aol.com
In a message dated 12/7/99 5:50:16 PM Central Standard Time, Jeanetta82 writes:
<< You still didn't answer my question. Do you believe in God?
Forwarded Message: >>
Just who the ***** do you think you are? You write me and bother me and insult me and demand me to respond to your questions? Tell me, in this world where your opinion matters to any one of significance, what color is the sky?
I don't have any more time to waste "talking to you" so I'm going to Boys 'R Us to get a Nekkid Anal Ken-loving Jesus Doll, with Rosary Bead grip. Rusty-nail remover not included. Other accessories available. Not available in Alabama, Kansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, or any area where Ken-loving Jesus is banned by law.
I'm going to elementary schools to hand them out to young impressionable Christian children along with Satan worshiping paraphernalia and a voodoo curse aimed at Jerry Falwell.
Praise be to the Loving God who loves fools and hates fags. Oh, and niggers. Oh yeah, and those pesky Jews... OH... and the Muslims. Anyway if you're a good Xian woman, then you have no place to tell me what to do. I'm a man. Good little Xian women are to be seen and not heard and they sure as hell don't tell men what to do. Now be a good little Jesus loving girl and ***** off quietly.
Christopher
Please send any further questions you have to Christopher@GoTheFuckAwayYouAnnoyingBitch.com
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| Rants: Christian Bullshit! | Purpose. This page is dedicated to debunking the favorite myths of Xian fundamentalists and some others concerning Xianity and atheism. Too much misinformation is floating around and this is just a list of some to clarify facts as they actually are. You might call it "Heathen FAQ".
Defining Terms.
"Xian" is a common name free thinkers use for "Christian." The "X" in "Xian" replaces "Christ" in "Christian" just as "Xmas" does for "Christmas". Using this method my name would be "Xopher".
"Fundy" or "Fundie" is a religious fundamentalist.
"Theist" one who believes in a god of creation.
"Sheep" is a slang word for fundamentalists and anyone else who follows along blindly with something they have been told without bothering to investigate or even question it. It seemingly never occurs to Xian sheep that they are Xians simply because they were brought up in Xian households in a predominantly Xian country and that if they had been born to devout Muslims in Iran they would probably think Xianity was so much horse shit.
"God" is the god of the Christian religion. Yahweh is another name for him.
"god" is any of the other gods which Christians claim are "false".
"There are no atheists in foxholes." This one is acutely annoying for me because I was in Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (USMC) in the infantry and now I'm a cop. I've had my share of close calls and "Level 10 Pucker Factor" incidents and calling on a god just never came to mind. My partner was in The Corps in Vietnam in the infantry and according to him, he never saw any gods or called on any. He managed to live through the ordeal and come away with a Bronze Star and two Enemy Marksmanship medals (Purple Hearts). Not only was he an atheist in a foxhole, but he was a bona fide hero to boot. I know seven other heathens at the dept. I work at and they've never "called His name" either. Isn't it funny that every damn Fundy will spout this shit off but will never bother to consider if it is even slightly based in fact. I have also discussed this with countless heathens online and I have yet to meet one who went through rough times or a near death experience and called on any god.
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| Rants: "Angry Atheists!" | What the ***** is this "angry atheist" shit I hear all the ***** time? Ever notice that when some ***** worn out trailer trash former homecoming queen from the Inbred High School Choir spews some hateful, vile shit like "YUR GOIN 2 HELL 2 BURN 4EVER CUZ GAWD LUVS U" that this fuckin' Jerry Springer "dumbest guest ***** of the year" waste of human flesh actually also has the nerve to act shocked that you get pissed at her for ***** with you? Angry Atheist?
***** YOU! Angry people are the ones who run around vomiting mindless hateful shit like Xians do to atheists every day. ***** Hitler didn't have any shit as vile to say as Xians do. "Come believe in this loving god who has ordered his people to commit rape, genocide, kidnapping, slavery, and murder or our ***** loving god will send you, the child he so dearly loves, to ETERNAL ***** TORMENT." WTF????
Angry Atheist? You bet your ass I'm angry, but I'm only angry when I get openly attacked day after day and year after year by "loving people" who follow this "loving god" who spew shit at me which I could never hope to compete with when it comes to anger, hate, intolerance, and bad will towards mankind. The only ***** reason atheists are so frequently angry is because Xians are so frequently attacking us while running their mouths in high gear and their ***** nine-volt brains in low gear. Fuckin' A right I'm mad, you walking, talking piles of sheep shit. I'm mad because you ***** dolts are so un-fuckin-believably infuriating.
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| Rants: "Faith Healing" | What the ***** is up with these Christian Funda-mentalcase morons who teach the flock to pray over a sick child instead of taking it to a doctor? You want to pray over your cavity instead of going to the dentist? Fine, dumbfuck, pray yourself into oblivion, but when you do that shit to kids it's just dead ***** wrong. It's unfuckingacceptable.
Freedom of religion is one thing, but every one of these sorry mother fuckers who's advocating this kind of child abuse from the pulpit should be rounded up and thrown in jail with all the other ***** child abusers, rapists, pederast priests and other assorted semi-human waists of flesh. Each and every religion pushing this shit is nothing but organized crime, and it's about god damn time the immoral majority grabbed the oh so moral faith healers by their short hairs and put an end to this disgusting, vile, caveman bullshit.
We have a DUTY to protect each and every child, even from it's own fucked up parents. Oh yeah, every once in a while some dumb ***** will be crying on CNN because she tried to pray away her kid's pneumonia and she got six months in jail and some probation when the kid died. ***** THAT! It's homicide. Say it with me... "MUR-DER" goddamnit! She MURDERED her child. And those sonsabitches who preached, taught, assisted, and/or encouraged her to pray over her sick child instead of taking him to the hospital should be locked up and put on trial as co-defendants in that murder.
What's even more fucked up is that we know all about these fuckers. We know where these fucktards are. It's not like they're hiding. They openly admit to abusing their kids in the name of a loving god, so why the ***** do we sit back and wait until they kill some poor little bastard before we do anything? Where the hell is the prevention? Where the hell is the FBI to investigate, infiltrate, prosecute, and obliterate these sick, organized crime, pieces of shit?
How long is this shit going to be allowed to go on? How many more children are we going to bury?
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| Rants: Say "Thank You!" | What the ***** is up with you Fundy fuckwads packing the pulpits with all this holier than thou bullshit? ***** preachers. Preachers love to talk shit about free thinkers. Well, Mr. Preacher shit stain, I've got a little something for your dumb ass to preach about.
You should ***** thank us. You heard me right, mother *****, so close your mouth before you catch flies with that gaping suck of yours. Tell your little herd, too, you shepherdly sheep *****. The next ***** time you get down on your knees to kiss your god's ass on Sunday morning, take the time to send thanks for the godless, heathen, infidel scum, because we are the only ***** reason you are where you are today. If it wasn't for us, your stupid asses would be living in a mud hut, shitting in a ditch behind your house, and drinking from the stream you use to bathe.
The world would still be ***** flat and the woods would still be full of goblins, demons, and werewolves. Free Thinkers have been on the forefront of positive change and progress since the dawn of time, and you god fearin' Fundy fucks have always been not just a heavy burden to bear, but actually a fierce opposition. Have some god damned common courtesy, and thank your betters for dragging you into the modern world.
All through the ages we have dragged you kicking and screaming from your own blessed ignorance. From Galileo, to Da Vinci, to Franklin, to Magellan, to Newton, to Darwin you fought viciously for each and every delusion. It is only because of us that churches have lightning rods, that men walked on the moon.
The next time you see those fucks in the middle east living in a ***** tent and riding a god damn camel, you just ***** remember what separation of church and state is all about and you remember who got you here. You ***** owe us a "Thank You." Say it, god damn it. Say "Thank You." We deserve it for all the shit we put up with from you head in the sand dumb mother fuckers.
"The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive...but in spite of their religion, not because of it. The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetic in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve. And every step in astronomy and geology ever taken has been opposed by bigotry and superstition. The Greeks surpassed us in artistic culture and in architecture five hundred years before Christian religion was born."
..........Mark Twain, a Biography
Say "Thank You," *****. You're ***** welcome. Now sit down, and shut the ***** up.
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| Rants: Rabbi's Rants and MORE!!! |
The Rabbi's Rants and MORE!
The Rabbi In Action!!
NOTE! These ARE ACTUAL conversations between Rabbi Putzz and other people. NONE of the below has been in ANY WAY EDITED or changed from the verbage of the ACTUAL conversation as it happened.
Now, for your viewing pleasure, allow me to introduce the Good Rabbi, my friend, the one and only, ........... RABBI PUTZZ!!!!!!!!!!
(insert cheers and applause here!)
The Good Rabbi And Satan's Little Fingers!
Rabbi Putzz II: My Pastor told us about Tampons and Satan
Blondie4Christ7: where did you get that tampon thing from?>
Rabbi Putzz II: He said it makes a woman Lustful
Blondie4Christ7: that's foolish..where is that in scrpiture?
Blondie4Christ7: no it doesn't...and he would know, right?
Blondie4Christ7: lol
Rabbi Putzz II: He is a man of God
Blondie4Christ7: that doesn't make that satement true
Rabbi Putzz II: Hummmm
Rabbi Putzz II: do you think so ?
Blondie4Christ7: not at all
Blondie4Christ7: they certainly don't make me lustful
Rabbi Putzz II: Are you here to save people like I am ?
Rabbi Putzz II: do you use one at a time -- or do you use more than one at times?
Blondie4Christ7: yes, but that tampon thing isn't going to bring anyone to christ
Blondie4Christ7: you can't use more than one at once
Rabbi Putzz II: He said some women do
Blondie4Christ7: that is so ridiculous
Rabbi Putzz II: well anyway none of the women in my church can use them -- or it is a sin
Blondie4Christ7: what deonmination are you?
Rabbi Putzz II: They can't even come to church when they are at that time of the month -- and the Bible says that
Blondie4Christ7: are you a mormon or something?
Rabbi Putzz II: 7th day
Rabbi Putzz II: Praise the Lord
Rabbi Putzz II: I think you are sinning when you use them
Rabbi Putzz II: you should stop
Blondie4Christ7: well i'm not
Rabbi Putzz II: good I don't want you going to hell when you die
Blondie4Christ7: have yotry reading the new testimate
Rabbi Putzz II: Gods word is both the Old Test and the New
Rabbi Putzz II: If you just read the new you are sinning
Blondie4Christ7: yes...but we go by the words of Christ...and he neever companded us to not wear tampons, nro oes it say anywhere in the Binle that it's wrong to use them
Blondie4Christ7: i read the old too
Blondie4Christ7: but Jesus came to fufill the law, not take it away
Blondie4Christ7: he fufilled the law for me, it's not about what we do...we're saved by his precious grace
Rabbi Putzz II: Jesus never said anything about Tampons -- But his Father did
Blondie4Christ7: and i have accpeted him, i'm cleansed and coated wiht the blood of christ
Rabbi Putzz II: God is two people
Rabbi Putzz II: You are nuts if you think only that way
Blondie4Christ7: 3
Rabbi Putzz II: You will bun in hell for sure
Rabbi Putzz II: Burn*
Rabbi Putzz II: Jesus is the son of God --- His father is the real God
Rabbi Putzz II: Remember the father sent his Son to die for us
Rabbi Putzz II: The Father was before the son
Rabbi Putzz II: SO the Son is not the real God
Rabbi Putzz II: The Father is the real God
Blondie4Christ7: Jeuss said I am the way, the truth, and the life, and no man comes to the father accpet thorugh me. -john 14:6
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes I know -- but his dad has all the power -- don't you see that ?
Rabbi Putzz II: And His dad wrote the OT
Blondie4Christ7: Jesus had just as much power...jesus is God
Rabbi Putzz II: And you must live by the OT also to be saved
Rabbi Putzz II: Jesus is the son of GOD
Rabbi Putzz II: I think you are Satan
Rabbi Putzz II: GET THE BEHIND ME SATAN
Rabbi Putzz II: Dera Lord I pray for this woman's soul and I ask
Rabbi Putzz II: you to show her the true way
Rabbi Putzz II: Open her eyes to you O Lord
Rabbi Putzz II: that she might HornyAmy19F69: hey rabbiputzzii do you have a free hand? click here and finger me<33MMMMmMMMm i want you so bad baby Did you just send me this ?
Blondie4Christ7: God is loving, he's forgving, he's sovering, he's the king of kings, and lord of lordss
Rabbi Putzz II: Now I know you are SATAN
Blondie4Christ7: god is the father, the con, and the holy spirit
Blondie4Christ7: i didn't send that
Rabbi Putzz II: YES THAT IS JUST WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE
Rabbi Putzz II: Then How did I get it then?
Rabbi Putzz II: I was talking to you and you sent it to me!
Act 2: Rabbi Putzz, Saviour of Souls!!
MGar838047: Hey is anyone in here
MGar838047: Moe
MGar838047: anyone
MGar838047: people
MGar838047: knock knock
MGar838047: hello
MGar838047: is there any one here
MGar838047: MOE
MGar838047: JESUS
MGar838047: GOD
Rabbi Putzz II: Hello
MGar838047: SOMEBODY
Rabbi Putzz II: I can save you
MGar838047: HELLO RABBI
Rabbi Putzz II: Shalom my freiend
MGar838047: FROM WHAT
Rabbi Putzz II: Hello my friend
MGar838047: HI
Rabbi Putzz II: Save you from SATAN
MGar838047: AMEN
MGar838047: JESUS LOVES YOU
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes he does
Rabbi Putzz II: Will you pray with Me ?
MGar838047: ARE YOU BORN OF GOD
Rabbi Putzz II: You must grab your dick -- and pray with me
Rabbi Putzz II: Dear Laord little babby Jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: I ask you
MGar838047: NOW THAT IS WRONG
MGar838047: RABBI
Rabbi Putzz II: MGar Now why did you stop me ?
MGar838047: SORRY
Rabbi Putzz II: I was just starting to pray
MGar838047: PRAY FOR ALEX
Rabbi Putzz II: MG now grab yourself and lets pray together OK ?
Rabbi Putzz II: Dear Baby Jesus we ask
Rabbi Putzz II: That you kill on the non-belivers
Rabbi Putzz II: That they BURN ibn Hell
Rabbi Putzz II: And you save just the ones who like you
Rabbi Putzz II: AMEN
JAlvr7: hello spik espanol
Rabbi Putzz II: MG Now don't you feel better about yourself?
MGar838047: DEAR FATHER GOD, IN THE NAME OF YOUR SON JESUS, FORGIVE THOSE WHO PERSECUTE US AND THOSE WHO LIVE FOR YOU IN JESUS NAME AMEN
Rabbi Putzz II: MG why not ask God to Burn people in hell?
MGar838047: THAT IS NOT GOD PERPOSE BUT TO SAVE
Rabbi Putzz II: MG Well just want is the point of being saved if other people are not going to Hell ?
MGar838047: RABBI THE BIBLE DID NOT SAY FOR GOD SO LOVED HEBREWS OR JUST SOME OF THE PEOPLE BUT THE WORLD, GOD DOESN'T WANT ANY MAN TO GO TO HELL, BUT PEOPLE DECIDE THEM SELVES
Rabbi Putzz II: MG well God made SATAN did he not ?
MGar838047: SO IT SAYS
Rabbi Putzz II: MG So if God wanted all of us to go to heven -- Why did he make SATAN ?
Rabbi Putzz II: MG you are a very slow thinker you know
MGar838047: ANGELS CAN NOT REPENT, BUT YET GOD MADE SATAN AS A BEUTIFUL ANGEL BUT SATAN SINNED, ISAIAH 14:12
Rabbi Putzz II: MG are you saying God made the same mistake twice ?
MGar838047: GOD GAVE US A WILL
Rabbi Putzz II: MG why do you type in all caps?
MGar838047: It is easier for me
Rabbi Putzz II: MG yes I know he gave us free will --- that sounds like a mistake don't you think ?
MGar838047: that is a question you need to ask yourself
Rabbi Putzz II: MG that is aquestion you need to answer
Rabbi Putzz II: You can't look at it can you ?
Rabbi Putzz II: you are afraid
MGar838047: god made you and that wasn't a mistake God lets us chose
Rabbi Putzz II: That kind of thinking is twisted
Rabbi Putzz II: MG you are in over your head in this chat room
Rabbi Putzz II: Mg you thinking is shallow
Rabbi Putzz II: MG fact is you do not think at all
MGar838047: I may be wrong at times about God's thinking but I do know one thing man does not think as God does
Rabbi Putzz II: MG so what does that mean ? Please explain
MGar838047: why do you think God made Ismael a father of 12 nations
Rabbi Putzz II: MG enjoy the free phone
Act 3: More of the good Rabbi!
(Yes, I saved the best for last!)
The Rabbi's Rant!
The following is an IM conversation from Rabbi Putzz! I feel it deserves a special mention on this page!
Duster1973: i am not trying to hurt you if you dont want to be bothered i will let you go
Duster1973: i am sorry
Rabbi Putzz II: Do believe in the demonic possession of infant children ?
Duster1973: yes i do
Duster1973: but god is above that
Duster1973: he can take out the demon
Duster1973: and free the child
Rabbi Putzz II: I hear that putting a Bible on the floor is the best way to tell
Duster1973: thats abomonation to gods word
Duster1973: it is holy and not to be placed on the floor
Rabbi Putzz II: If the child crawls away from the Bible it is possessed
Duster1973: that is not true that child does not understand
Rabbi Putzz II: That means the Devil has been in the mothers womb
Duster1973: the demons have intecepted the mind of the child not the mother
Rabbi Putzz II: the child should be taken from it's mother
Duster1973: no
Rabbi Putzz II: It is the only way to save the child
Duster1973: abortion is wrong it is murder and though shalt not kill
Duster1973: no
Duster1973: that kills the child
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes
Duster1973: no
Rabbi Putzz II: The child is better off dead than to live with Satan in it's Body
Duster1973: It can be healed by the power of prayer in a second
Duster1973: God has power
Duster1973: he can heal anyone of anything
Rabbi Putzz II: Have you read my Profile ? I am Born Again like you
Duster1973: and he can take out demons
Rabbi Putzz II: Thank You Jesus
Duster1973: of what God?
Rabbi Putzz II: I think you are the devil
Rabbi Putzz II: you spread false word
Duster1973: no i speak of god and you speak of murder and of killing
Rabbi Putzz II: You are not one with God
Duster1973: you are a false messiah
Rabbi Putzz II: No you are
Duster1973: i am a servant of god the jahovah
Rabbi Putzz II: Get the behind me Satan
Duster1973: i love God and sendiong his son for me to be saved throught him
Rabbi Putzz II: Dear Lord I pray that you help Duster
Duster1973: your not funny
Rabbi Putzz II: He is full of sin Lord
Rabbi Putzz II: He masterbates
Duster1973: you cant ask god to forgive me
Rabbi Putzz II: all the time
Duster1973: you sick person
Duster1973: you are not saved
Duster1973: you are a demon
Rabbi Putzz II: You are the sick one not me
Duster1973: in a persons body
Duster1973: i am not sick
Duster1973: i am healed by gods power
Rabbi Putzz II: Satan has you my friend
Duster1973: and ipray he does that same for you
Rabbi Putzz II: let me help you
Duster1973: no
Duster1973: i am a child of god
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes I can help you
Duster1973: and if you are to you should know that i speak the truth
Duster1973: I will listen to you satsan
Rabbi Putzz II: Please let me help
Duster1973: no
Rabbi Putzz II: then you will burn in hell
Duster1973: i am saved through jesus at calvary and i am born again
Duster1973: i will live in heaven for accepting Jesus
Duster1973: and spreading his word
Duster1973: to those who do not understamd
Rabbi Putzz II: Look if you except Jesus as your saviour You can get a Free cell phone
Duster1973: You curse the name of Jesus and the triune god
Rabbi Putzz II: Accept Jesus - Get A Free Phone! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0102/phoneoffer.html)
Duster1973: God will have his way with your life
Rabbi Putzz II: Just click the link and get your free phone
Duster1973: No. i acccepted jesus so i would get a fee eternity
Duster1973: free*
Duster1973: and not a stupid phone
Duster1973: i am one with god
Duster1973: and you are not
Rabbi Putzz II: You are going to hell for sure now
Duster1973: read the book of acts and see gods power and his might and what he can do for you
Duster1973: why?
Duster1973: for accepting christ
Duster1973: ?
Rabbi Putzz II: I see you can not hold your own in the chat room
Duster1973: i am not in the chatroom
Rabbi Putzz II: that is way you left
Duster1973: i am talking to you about jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes but you will not talk in the chat room
Rabbi Putzz II: Your faith is week
Duster1973: i will when i have told you of jesus and what he can do for you
Duster1973: no
Duster1973: yours
Duster1973: do you believe in jesus and god
Rabbi Putzz II: Fool You had best get a Firewall --- Jesus can not prtect you from hackers LOL
Rabbi Putzz II: Protect *
Duster1973: justb leave my cpu alone this is about you i will leave you alone if you want me too
Rabbi Putzz II: I'm just trying to help
Duster1973: do you want me to leave
Duster1973: just dont do anything
Duster1973: i am not hurting you
Rabbi Putzz II: I want you to know the real Jesus
Duster1973: i know the only jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: you are going to hell if you do not change
Duster1973: no
Rabbi Putzz II: yes you are
Duster1973: i am a born again child of god
Duster1973: and i will not go to hell
Rabbi Putzz II: you are full of sin
Rabbi Putzz II: You LUST
Duster1973: get thee behind me satan i am of god and you have no pwer
Duster1973: i will not hear you
Duster1973: jesus is my lorfd
Duster1973: not you
Duster1973: i love god
Duster1973: i hear you not
Rabbi Putzz II: I have told you the truth
Duster1973: praise be to god on high
Duster1973: i have told you the real truth
Duster1973: and you can either accept or leave it it is your choice
Rabbi Putzz II: Stop touching yourself or you will go to hell
Duster1973: what will you do
Duster1973: accept or reject
Rabbi Putzz II: I am a eunic
Duster1973: help me with the term
Rabbi Putzz II: sex has no power over me like it does you
Rabbi Putzz II: your loins burn for sex
Duster1973: i am not controlled by sex but by god
Duster1973: you are sick
Rabbi Putzz II: Your erections betray you
Duster1973: accept him or die
Rabbi Putzz II: like in the morning when you wake up
The Ignorance NEVER Ends!!!
Moe and the Olive story!
Rob Dolla Holla: whats stupid about it?
MoeLarryAndJesus: It's based on a primitive book filled with absurd, repugnant myths.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Just imagine being stupid enough to think that the Noah's Ark fable is a reliable account of an actual event.
Rob Dolla Holla: thats the whole point you dont expect one guy to build a boat and get 2 of each animal all by hiself
MoeLarryAndJesus: Never happened.
Rob Dolla Holla: he had to believe in the lord he was chosen todo it so that means he was strong enough to do it
MoeLarryAndJesus: Never happened.
Rob Dolla Holla: how you know?
MoeLarryAndJesus: Because I'm not retarded.
Rob Dolla Holla: then what do you think is after this life?
MoeLarryAndJesus: The Buybull says Noah lived to be 950 years old, too.
MoeLarryAndJesus: After this life? I have no reason to believe in an afterlife.
Rob Dolla Holla: iso whats your reason for living?????
Rob Dolla Holla: why are you here?
MoeLarryAndJesus: I like living. Don't you?
MoeLarryAndJesus: I'm not living in order to die.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Maybe you are.
Rob Dolla Holla: maybe i am
MoeLarryAndJesus: So why wait? Step in front of a bus today.
Rob Dolla Holla: yo i wish i could show you a part in the bible that says what happend to the twin towers
Rob Dolla Holla: you would of bugged out
MoeLarryAndJesus: lol
Rob Dolla Holla: im serious
Rob Dolla Holla: i swear on my life
MoeLarryAndJesus: Yeah, I've seen the passage in question. Only a braindead zombie would say it referred to the towers.
Rob Dolla Holla: what passage did you read
Rob Dolla Holla: theres alot but the one i read was rite on point
MoeLarryAndJesus: So what was the verse?
Rob Dolla Holla: im bout to get the bible
MoeLarryAndJesus: The one all the fundidiots pointed to at the time was not "on point"
Rob Dolla Holla: nope not that one
MoeLarryAndJesus: lol, how would you know?
MoeLarryAndJesus: You don't even know which one you're talking about.
Rob Dolla Holla: it sed sumtin like the great city will be wash with dead souls that cover thehe sky when to olives hit the 2 candle sticks
Rob Dolla Holla: its was crazy its scared me to death
MoeLarryAndJesus: Olives and candlesticks? LOL!
Rob Dolla Holla: olives the planes candle sticks where the towers and the great city new york
MoeLarryAndJesus: Tell you what, chuckles, find the verse
Rob Dolla Holla: hold on
Rob Dolla Holla: its in revelations
MoeLarryAndJesus: lol, where else?
Rob Dolla Holla: i rei cant find it but if i was good at reading the bible i would of wrote the verse
Rob Dolla Holla: and told you the page
MoeLarryAndJesus: lol, the page?
MoeLarryAndJesus: You did not.
MoeLarryAndJesus: There's nothing in Revelation about olives hitting candlesticks, kid.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Were those Middle Eastern olives?
Rob Dolla Holla: yo i feel bad for you
Rob Dolla Holla: dam
MoeLarryAndJesus: It must suck being stupid enough to fall for every crackpot story that someone hands you.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Olives and candlesticks, lol.
Rob Dolla Holla: did you ever go to english
Rob Dolla Holla: you know about metaphors and stuff like that rite?
MoeLarryAndJesus: I write very good English. Yours is putrid.
Rob Dolla Holla: yea it mite be
MoeLarryAndJesus: Of course the Buybull is filled with metaphors, not facts.
Rob Dolla Holla: so why you act like you dont understand the bible?
MoeLarryAndJesus: That's because it's not factually-based material.
MoeLarryAndJesus: I do understand it.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Anyone can understand it, it's simple stuff.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Just like Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Rob Dolla Holla: thats fake
Rob Dolla Holla: that has nuttin to do with the bible
MoeLarryAndJesus: Rudolph and Jesus have "being fake" in common.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Neither one exists.
Rob Dolla Holla: so what d you believe in?
Rob Dolla Holla: what do*
MoeLarryAndJesus: I don't have any religious beliefs.
MoeLarryAndJesus: It would just be silly.
Rob Dolla Holla: so what you believe in??????
MoeLarryAndJesus: Real things.
Rob Dolla Holla: thats a shame
MoeLarryAndJesus: Why, what's wrong with real things? And why should I adopt some silly religious fantasy?
Rob Dolla Holla: why shouldnt you?
MoeLarryAndJesus: Wouldn't it be dishonest of me to pretend to believe in something I don't believe in?
Moe and the fundie!
MoeLarryAndJesus: Humor, arf arf.
HeartLineToYou: very funny, business been slow?
OnlineHost: BlondiAngel4you has entered the room.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Probably, I haven't been around much.
MoeLarryAndJesus: It's more of a nighttime room.
BlondiAngel4you: if y think that christinity is stupid then ***** yall yall can go to HELL~ & stay there haha
MoeLarryAndJesus: 300-1 on Blondie
OnlineHost: BlondiAngel4you has left the room.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Thanks for presenting the intellectual Christian view, Blondie
MoeLarryAndJesus: I liked the double "yall."
HeartLineToYou: hey ,you wouldnt mind if i changed my room name and coined part of yours would you? ......ChristianityZ
HeartLineToYou: but it wouldnt be in competition, cuz i am a christian
MoeLarryAndJesus: So the name would be what?
HeartLineToYou: hmmm
MoeLarryAndJesus: Well, maybe you'll recover.
HeartLineToYou: you'll see
HeartLineToYou: you know the fundies have been bad mouthing even my room, makes me proud
MoeLarryAndJesus: Well, it should.
HeartLineToYou: thanks Moe, the last time we talked you told me to shut up ;0
HeartLineToYou: :)
MoeLarryAndJesus: Well, you must have said something stupid.
HeartLineToYou: lol
HeartLineToYou: no, not ever
HeartLineToYou: does Eaglez ring a bell
MoeLarryAndJesus: HeartLineToYou: but it wouldnt be in competition, cuz i am a christian
HeartLineToYou: lol
MoeLarryAndJesus: Yeah, Eaglez said stupid things routinely.
HeartLineToYou: ohhhh i did not
HeartLineToYou: maybe that was the poser who stole my name that you are thinking of
MoeLarryAndJesus: Okay, maybe not more than 3 out of 4 lines.
MoeLarryAndJesus: The problem you run into is... well, you're at a disadvantage.
HeartLineToYou: why
MoeLarryAndJesus: You're defending inane crap.
HeartLineToYou: ohhh, i see
MoeLarryAndJesus: Arks, talking donkeys, pillars of salt.
MoeLarryAndJesus: Crap.
HeartLineToYou: yeah but pretty cool stuff
MoeLarryAndJesus: No. Even as mythology goes, not very cool.
HeartLineToYou: and i have separated myself even further from the fundies
And A Bit From The Atheist!
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - Name My Church". ***
Reasons night: hi atheist
Atheist Diary: How about "Our Lady of the Plastic Underwear"?
Fox4TheLord: Hi Atheist
Fox4TheLord: sorry, I got that one already ;)
Atheist Diary: Gunna make me work for it, eh?
Fox4TheLord: lol yeah
Atheist Diary: what faith is the church?
Fox4TheLord: Christian
Atheist Diary: How about the 6th Church of Jesus Christ? You always see the First Church, but you never see the second, third or fourth. Let's start a new trend.
Fox4TheLord: lol
Fox4TheLord: why not the 17th or 28th?
Atheist Diary: Maybe the 33 and 2/5ths?
Fox4TheLord: lol sure
Reasons night: square root of the church
Atheist Diary: The Church of the Unholy Bikini Wax?
Reasons night: ouch
Fox4TheLord: women would flock to that one
Atheist Diary: Anything for the Lord!
Britanicsam: what is this room about?
Atheist Diary: So far Unholy Bikini Wax
Reasons night: name that church brit
Atheist Diary: How about JC's House of Groovy Worship?
Fox4TheLord: Well, so far, Open Arms has my vote, but I'm always open to new ideas.
Fox4TheLord: JC's House of Groovy Worship sounds like my idea of In Da House.
Atheist Diary: Christ's House of Pancakes?
Atheist Diary: You could sing hymns while serving flap jacks
Fox4TheLord: no, no hymns anymore
Atheist Diary: Why? They get in the way of the flap jacks?
OnlineHost: VonWeissenheimer has left the room.
Fox4TheLord: please save us from hymns, they're pretty but
Atheist Diary: You should have Danzig play at your church's opening.
Fox4TheLord: Danzig?
Atheist Diary: He used to have a bluesy type sound. He sings about God a lot.
Fox4TheLord: cool, I'll look him up.
Atheist Diary: Always willing to help the church :)
Fox4TheLord: thanks
(LMMFAOOO!!! Did Athie really say Danzig, and the moron was thanking him for it? Fox, you really are one true christidiot!)
And Then To The Other Extreme! (Thanks, Matt!)
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - American Satanism". ***
OnlineHost: I saw Satan has entered the room.
Matt123176: What was your encounter with Satan?
Matt123176: I saw?
I saw Satan: my nephew conned me into going up a burned out hillside towards three large boulders............it was an altar, Satan was behind the altar and cast a spell on me
Matt123176: LOL
Matt123176: And what did he look like?
I saw Satan: he looks like a cone-head vampire goat with antelope type horns knees bent in the wrong direction walking upright with cloven hooves
Matt123176: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OnlineHost: SatanicGenius has left the room.
OnlineHost: SatanicGenius has entered the room.
Matt123176: What was the spell casteth upon you?
I saw Satan: I saw a bright sapphire light and planets revolving in my mind then an upside down pentagram baphomet then he touched my forehead and gave me visions
SatanicGenius: hmmmm
Matt123176: LOL
SatanicGenius: lsd?
Matt123176: That is too funny!
I saw Satan: when he touched my forehead it felt like something was broken or disconnected then it felt like my brain was drowning for lack of oxygen then I heard a maniacal laughter
I saw Satan: it happened in SOuthern California
I saw Satan: a town 20 miles North of San Diego
Matt123176: Too bad you didn't have a camcorder handy..
I saw Satan: I tried to take his picture
Matt123176: Cone head vampire with horns...That's great! LOL
I saw Satan: he hid behind a boulder and zapped me with a bnlinding light spell
Matt123176: And this made you a Satanist?
I saw Satan: he damned my soul to hell
Matt123176: Really?
I saw Satan: I thinnk so
Matt123176: And you cannot save yourself through Jesus Christ?
I saw Satan: I think so
The Rabbi Revisited, Yet Again! And a Cameo From OhJesus!
Blondie4Christ7: hey
Blondie4Christ7: hwo are you?
Rabbi Putzz II: I'm doing well and you?
Blondie4Christ7: fine thanks
Blondie4Christ7: were you jeish before beocming born again?
Rabbi Putzz II: Thats Good --- are you still wearing the Tampons? AKA: "Satan's little cotton fingers"
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes I am a Rabbi to this day --- but I converting to Christianity --- I'm a JW
Blondie4Christ7: that's none of your business
Blondie4Christ7: cool
Rabbi Putzz II: I did three Bris this morning in fact
Blondie4Christ7: what's bris?
Rabbi Putzz II: What a bloody mess --- the 2nd kid moved just as I cut OY !!!
Rabbi Putzz II: A Bris is a circumcision
Rabbi Putzz II: I get $150.00 for each one
Blondie4Christ7: wre they babies?
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes
Blondie4Christ7: ohh that's good
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes it is hard on a full grown male to have it done LOL
Rabbi Putzz II: Is your Boyfriend Circumcised?
Blondie4Christ7: it wasn't for abraham
Rabbi Putzz II: It is good for your boyfriends health you know -- and you don't have to peel him back --- like a Banana
Blondie4Christ7: i don't have a boyfrined, and whjen i do get one, i wo't know until marriage
Blondie4Christ7: yes, i know
Blondie4Christ7: you know that seven day evagalisim is a cult???
Rabbi Putzz II: Why do you say that ?
Rabbi Putzz II: I had sex with two women who are Seven Day Evangelist But that was before I found Jesus and was Saved.
Blondie4Christ7: because it goes against the teaching of KJesus Christ, the one who we follow
Rabbi Putzz II: Well I only had sex with the one girl ---- the other was just a BJ in the church parking lot. Very nice girl
Blondie4Christ7: in order to recieve salvation
Rabbi Putzz II: Why do you think that ?
Blondie4Christ7: so, their obivoulsy living the lfie, huh?
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes both said it was Gods teaching (giving BJ's) to save the Jews
Rabbi Putzz II: They had never seen a man who was circumcised before
Rabbi Putzz II: I was there first one --- But like I said that was before I was Saved --- Praise the Lord
Blondie4Christ7: that must have hurt
Rabbi Putzz II: NO --- it didn't hurt Me one bit -- But I did have to ask the one woman to watch her teeth ---- and stop bobbing her head so much,
Blondie4Christ7: alright, too much information..let's tlak aboutmyo0ur life after salvation
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes good idea --- What do you want to know???
Blondie4Christ7: alright, so you do relaize that the religion your involoved in surrently is a cult,. righjt???
Blondie4Christ7: you should try going to a chirstian chruch, w/ no denomination
Rabbi Putzz II: No I didn't know that
Rabbi Putzz II: are you sure about this cult thing?
Blondie4Christ7: or maybe to a a baptist, lutheran, pennntecolsatl, or anything...but get out of where you are
Blondie4Christ7: i'm positive!!
Rabbi Putzz II: I have never heard of such a thing
Blondie4Christ7: so are mormons a.k.a. the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Blondie4Christ7: and Jehovah Witnesses
Rabbi Putzz II: What are the Baptist like --- Are they all Black ? -- Or are some white folks?
Blondie4Christ7: well, i go to a bpatist church,a nd msot everyone there is white
Blondie4Christ7: it all depends
Rabbi Putzz II: I thought all Baptist where Black folks --- You know -- Singing and dancing with their hands above their heads.
Blondie4Christ7: no way lol
Rabbi Putzz II: Good dancers the Darkies
Blondie4Christ7: i'm not black
Rabbi Putzz II: How do I know ? ---- I have never seen a Pic. of you
Blondie4Christ7: what does good dancers the darkies mean?
Rabbi Putzz II: You could be Black -- The JW's told me all Black folks are good dancers
Blondie4Christ7: well for one, BLONDIE4christ7...most balck girls aren't blonde..nr have the nickname Barbie
Blondie4Christ7: nor*
Rabbi Putzz II: Well that is true ------ But some Backs have Blonde hair ( Orange really -for some reason the dyes never take well for them)
Blondie4Christ7: and not all, i have a few frined who are black and they dance worse than i do..and i can't dance for anything!!
Rabbi Putzz II: LOL you are so Funny and Feckless
Blondie4Christ7: lol what is feckless ?
Rabbi Putzz II: So how is it you know I am going to hell?
Blondie4Christ7: i don't know, but if you're not living your lfie following the teacing of Christ, then according to the Bible, you are going to burn in hell
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you think God knows about the "Woody's" I get in church?
Blondie4Christ7: do you knwo what it is you have to do to be saved/??
Blondie4Christ7: God knows EVERYTHING!!!
Rabbi Putzz II: I can't help it ----sometimes -- it just happens you know -- I keep my Bible in my Lap and I stay seated.
Blondie4Christ7: well thanks goodness we serve a forgiving God....but God can change that..and take that problem away form you
Rabbi Putzz II: Are you saying I can use God like a ---Anti Viagra ?
Rabbi Putzz II: I have a "Shiva" tonight --- and siting Shiva is a very sad thing
Blondie4Christ7: what's shiva?
Rabbi Putzz II: SHIVA is for the dead
Blondie4Christ7: hmm..ellabortae
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you really think God can stop the "Woody's" ?
Rabbi Putzz II: SHIVA is like a Funeral
Blondie4Christ7: Gpd can stop antyhing, if you put for faith and trust in him
Blondie4Christ7: ohh i see
Rabbi Putzz II: we sit in a circle
Blondie4Christ7: look, if i were you i would find a NEW church and nevere go back to where you're at now
Rabbi Putzz II: The mother and Father will rip their cloths and weep. It is a sad thing when a six year old Jewish child gets killed by a hit and run van with a bumper sticker that says " Jesus Saves"
Rabbi Putzz II: No one can talk to the grieving parents ---- But we can eat all the food in the house
Rabbi Putzz II: Look this is the first Christian church I have gone to -- and NOW you tell me I am not saved --- OY!!
Blondie4Christ7: i didn't say you weren't saved
Rabbi Putzz II: Well I thought I was Saved
Blondie4Christ7: i said the chruch you're invloved in is a clut..it's dangerous for you...not good
Rabbi Putzz II: But the people at my church are very nice people --- especially the two women I told you about in the church parking lot giving the BJ's
Blondie4Christ7: well lots of peopel are nice.. i knwo very nice atheists
Rabbi Putzz II: Do the Atheists give BJ's ?
Blondie4Christ7: i'm telling you, you'll still meet many mroe nice people...i wish you could come visist my churhc in south fl...you'd love it...nicest peoepl you'll ever meet
Rabbi Putzz II: I go to Florida all the time -- I have my own Plane you know
Blondie4Christ7: if you have a p.o. box i could send you a cpoy of one of our sermon tapes...cause i highly doubt you'd ever wnat to give me your address
Rabbi Putzz II: the plane is named --- "Rabbi One" ---
Blondie4Christ7: cool :)
Blondie4Christ7: then maybe you can visit one day
Rabbi Putzz II: It is a Falcon Jet -- very fast -- I had a bar and a small refrigerator installed in it
Rabbi Putzz II: Florida is only 1 1/2 hours from NY
Blondie4Christ7: when do you come down next? I would love to meet you?
Rabbi Putzz II: I can come to see you any time I wish
Rabbi Putzz II: I work for the Government -- so I have lots of free time
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you know Trent Lot ?
Blondie4Christ7: no..who si that?
Blondie4Christ7: or what si that?
Rabbi Putzz II: well never mind He is in the News a great deal
Rabbi Putzz II: He is a good friend of mine
Blondie4Christ7: cool.. i never heard of him
Blondie4Christ7: could you vccome down this sun.??
Rabbi Putzz II: Your not a Republican are you?
Blondie4Christ7: we don't have to arrange to meet, incase you don't trust me
Rabbi Putzz II: This Sun I will be in Texas -- sorry
Blondie4Christ7: i don't really no, i figure i'm too yougng to decide
Blondie4Christ7: aww, well next sun. maybe?
Rabbi Putzz II: I trust you --- it is just that GB's dad is having a few of us out to the ranch for the weekend --- They are Christians to
Rabbi Putzz II: Well I must run -- IM me anytime --- I like talking to you --- I do want to become a better Christian and go to heven ---- Talking with you helps.
Rabbi Putzz II: Shalom Be well
Blondie4Christ7: you too...have a good night
Blondie4Christ7: bye..take care
And Again!
Imwillyhs1012: are you a preacher
OhJesuslmComing: I work for the Lord --- Yes
Imwillyhs1012: What religion are you?
OhJesuslmComing: I speak for God on earth -- he is not of one religion
OhJesuslmComing: Why do you seek me out
Imwillyhs1012: I was just interested in meeting other preachers
Imwillyhs1012: Hi. I am will. I am a preacher and i preach all over the internet
OhJesuslmComing: Praise the Lord
Imwillyhs1012: a-men
OhJesuslmComing: Tell me --- what do you think of Tampons?
Imwillyhs1012: what is this your asking me
OhJesuslmComing: I say they are Satan's little cotton finger --- they are a sure way to Lust -- and a fast way to hell
OhJesuslmComing: I also find many Babies that are possessed by Satan
OhJesuslmComing: It is a big problem for Christian Churches
OhJesuslmComing: All True believers MUST BE -- always on the lookout for Satan
OhJesuslmComing: Willy Have you run from the true word of Jesus ????
Imwillyhs1012: No
OhJesuslmComing: Then You believe as I do then?
Imwillyhs1012: I believe in god, the bible, and jesus was the sun of god yes
OhJesuslmComing: Yes --- But what about the problems of the day --- like Tampons and Demonic Possession of Babies
Imwillyhs1012: I will get back to you on that right now i am kinda busy
OhJesuslmComing: But you are the one that IM'ed me -- and now you don't want to talk --- what Gives with you anyway?
OhJesuslmComing: Are you one of the Homo's for Jesus ?
OhJesuslmComing: they have a chat room called "Butt Gunners 4 Christ"
OhJesuslmComing: I don't find you to be One With Our Lord --- You must be Satan
OhJesuslmComing: Get the behind me Satan
Imwillyhs1012: I am sorry you think of me this way but i IMed you from one question you brought it to another level
Good day and God Bless
OhJesuslmComing: So you are Satan !!!! --- that is why you run from the truth --- Be Gone then --- I am One with God ---- You will Burn in the fire of hell. Thank you Jesus for showing me this mans true nature
Imwillyhs1012: I am not god and i am not going to argue. Love your enemys
OhJesuslmComing: That is just what Satan would say --- You are fooling no one with your actions ---- Be Gone
Ditto, Again Even!
ImallTyedup: yes he is and very soon....last night was the beginning of us taking back this nation for God before he returns
OhJesuslmComing: Praise the Lord
OhJesuslmComing: I sure would like to see them in a Burning Lake of Fire being Sodomized by twelve foot demons
ImallTyedup: who the Dems? not me i just want them to see the sin and repent
ImallTyedup: although putting Bill and Hillery there isnt so bad an idea
OhJesuslmComing: What point is that if God wont burn them in hell for there sins
ImallTyedup: wow yours and my sind are no worse.......its just that we believe and recieve forgivness
OhJesuslmComing: Why are you not in the chat room
ImallTyedup: they need prayer
OhJesuslmComing: Are you one of them funny kind of boys
ImallTyedup: Le huh? No im a father of 2 kids and straight as a string
ImallTyedup: i just believe in Gods mercy and forgivness
OhJesuslmComing: Your SN -- makes me wonder about you
OhJesuslmComing: Satan works like that you know
ImallTyedup: oh sorry my name is Ty its just a play on my name is all
ImallTyedup: look at my profile
OhJesuslmComing: So your not a Butt Gunner then ?
ImallTyedup: lol nope nor a peter puffer
OhJesuslmComing: Thetas good
OhJesuslmComing: My brother married one of them guys
ImallTyedup: your brother did what?
OhJesuslmComing: Married one I said
ImallTyedup: oh man what state do you live in? hawaii
OhJesuslmComing: No Ohio
ImallTyedup: what the crap?!?!?!?
ImallTyedup: man im sorry but that is sick
ImallTyedup: do you pray for him
OhJesuslmComing: Tell me about it --- My mother won't let him kiss her anymore
ImallTyedup: i work with a gay guy and he is teling everyone he is not gay anymore and is getting married to this woman........she, it was a man before the operation we just found out what a sick puppy
OhJesuslmComing: she breaks down and cries --- she says "I powered his little butt when he was a Baby"
ImallTyedup: nasty eh
ImallTyedup: man that is so sad im sorry for your mom
OhJesuslmComing: I know a few Pro-op transvestites myself
ImallTyedup: that would be a heart break
OhJesuslmComing: She is a mess over this
OhJesuslmComing: My Dad just gave up
ImallTyedup: oh man i bet
ImallTyedup: welll you got to pray for him
OhJesuslmComing: They said it was is heart --- But I know better
ImallTyedup: nothing is to great for the lord
OhJesuslmComing: Say -- do you think Tampons are Satan's little Cotton Fingers?
ImallTyedup: lol no
ImallTyedup: hahahahaa
OhJesuslmComing: The Preacher says they are
ImallTyedup: what kind of church do you go to anyway
OhJesuslmComing: He say they make women "Lustful
ImallTyedup: oh man.....ok some people are teaching false doctrine today...it seems to me that maybe you are hearing some
ImallTyedup: im going to send you to a great website for hard answers to those Q's ok
OhJesuslmComing: We have had all kind of problems with demonically possessed Babies in out church
ImallTyedup: just a sec
OhJesuslmComing: They put the Baby on the floor with a Bible
ImallTyedup: Babies?!?!?!?! oh man sumpon stinks here
OhJesuslmComing: And If the Baby crawls away from the Bible then they say it is Possessed
ImallTyedup: hey jsut a sec my little girl needs me BRB
OhJesuslmComing: K
ImallTyedup: now do what? a baby is just crawling.....what kind of church are you going to
OhJesuslmComing: They take the Baby from its Mother
ImallTyedup: they crawl thatsa what they do...just because its crawling away from a bibnle do not mean they are posessed
OhJesuslmComing: They say she was been having Sex with Satan
OhJesuslmComing: Yes It does -- that is how you can tell
ImallTyedup: MAN WHAT KIND OF CHURCH ARE YOU GOING TO?
OhJesuslmComing: I'm A Baptist
OhJesuslmComing: what are you ?
ImallTyedup: non denominational
OhJesuslmComing: Your Going to hell then
OhJesuslmComing: Get the Behind me Satan
ImallTyedup: do what....man wehat kind of twisted dogma are they teaching you at that church anyway
OhJesuslmComing: Dear Baby Jesus -- I ask you to save this man
ImallTyedup: and how old are you ...you seem like a child
OhJesuslmComing: He knows not what he is doing
OhJesuslmComing: Please don't burn him in hell
OhJesuslmComing: Give him a chance Dear Lord
OhJesuslmComing: I ask it in your name -- Amen
ImallTyedup: ok im done talking with you ....read your binble and pull your head out of your minister butt ....you are under some false doctrin there...God bless
OhJesuslmComing: Say can I put you on my Buddy List ??
OhJesuslmComing: We can Talk -- I can save you
ImallTyedup: naaa dont bother......i will pray for you though ok
OhJesuslmComing: I will put you on my List ok ???
OhJesuslmComing: PLEASE LET ME HELP
OhJesuslmComing: JESUS LOVES YOU
ImallTyedup: wow you need some help really!
OhJesuslmComing: SATAN is in your heart
OhJesuslmComing: Where do you live ??
OhJesuslmComing: DON"T GO
Encore Time For The Rabbi!
XtremeFaith009: You know in your profile, it doesn't look good when you talk about jesus and at the same time u mention about dancing with long legged gilrs...just letting you know that's all:-D
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you think I give a ***** about what you think ???
XtremeFaith009: then u might wanna take out what u wrote about being born again cuz u sure don't sound liek one
XtremeFaith009: u a fake man...bye
Rabbi Putzz II: You spell just like a stupid Fundie
XtremeFaith009: Do u think I really care about what u think????
Rabbi Putzz II: what a fool you are
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes you do care ------ that is why you sent me the IM
Rabbi Putzz II: I know your type
XtremeFaith009: I thought u were a xian that's why
XtremeFaith009: my mistake...
Rabbi Putzz II: God you are a fool --- Typical Christian Fundie
XtremeFaith009: Ok I guess you can now stop typing
Rabbi Putzz II: Don't go around IM'ing people you don't know -- and tell them how to act
Rabbi Putzz II: Who the hell do you think you are --- The Voice of God
XtremeFaith009: Ok...again, Do u really think I care about what you say?? Now just go
XtremeFaith009: now just go
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes you do care
XtremeFaith009: No i don't cuz u being ignorant
Rabbi Putzz II: You go away -- you contacted me remember
XtremeFaith009: but you keep typing, now stop please
Rabbi Putzz II: No you keep typing --- You stop it !!!
XtremeFaith009: Please listen to me , we need Jesus in our hearts, to take away all of our sickness and pains
Rabbi Putzz II: He is the one that gave us the pain in the first place
XtremeFaith009: No...the devil did this is all his fault
Rabbi Putzz II: How did the devil do anything?
XtremeFaith009: if it wouldn't be for him we would be in paradise right now, He made the woman sin
Rabbi Putzz II: What are you talking about ???
XtremeFaith009: Eve ate from the tree that god told her not to
XtremeFaith009: read Genesis
XtremeFaith009: the first book of the bible
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you really think this whole thing got started over a woman eating an apple?
XtremeFaith009: whatever it was, she didn't obey god, and god was looking for obedience, the serpent tempted her and God was looking for obedience
Rabbi Putzz II: She got caught giving Adam a Blow Job -- that's what happened
XtremeFaith009: no
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes she did
XtremeFaith009: anyway that was her man
XtremeFaith009: how do u know??
Rabbi Putzz II: Because that is why woman to this very day do not like giving guys head
XtremeFaith009: oh my god
XtremeFaith009: that's because of some other reasons
XtremeFaith009: it's nasty...and I don't like the .....
Rabbi Putzz II: I think I am correct on this point
XtremeFaith009: no, it is nasty that's all
Rabbi Putzz II: So you don't like the taste of ***** in your mouth-- is that it ??
XtremeFaith009: lol...... i am not arguing that ... no I don't
Rabbi Putzz II: Why do you think God didn't make a Guys taste better than he did. I mean it's the least he could have done -- especially when you look at all the trouble it has caused. Any way I don't like the taste myself -- so we agree on that point anyway.
XtremeFaith009: I don't know ... Look can we change the subject PLEASE, anyway, why don't u just let jesus into your heart?
Rabbi Putzz II: I have tried letting Jesus into my heart -- but it didn't work for me
XtremeFaith009: You have to confess jesus with your mouth
XtremeFaith009: and when you do
XtremeFaith009: the holy spirit will be in you to guide you
XtremeFaith009: and your name will be written in the book of life
Rabbi Putzz II: You always come back to the mouth -- don't you ????
XtremeFaith009: lol but it true
XtremeFaith009: you have to confess him with your mouth
XtremeFaith009: you have to say it and believe it, that's what i mean
Rabbi Putzz II: Well I just don't see how it can be true
XtremeFaith009: It says in the bible, romans 10:9
Rabbi Putzz II: Do You believe God the Father created everything?
XtremeFaith009: you will be save if you confess jesus with your mouth
Rabbi Putzz II: And God the father made man?
XtremeFaith009: yes, from dust, genesis, in the beggining god created the heavens and the earth
XtremeFaith009: I believe everything in the bible
Rabbi Putzz II: And do you believe man made God angry -- so we are being punished?
XtremeFaith009: He is a father Rabbi
XtremeFaith009: he corrects us
XtremeFaith009: I have made him angry
XtremeFaith009: because he are so hard headed and we do not listen
Rabbi Putzz II: And so the only way God could save his kids from hell was to kill his own son Jesus --- That the best idea he could come up with? ---Shit a first year law student could come up with a better solution than that.
XtremeFaith009: Rabbi !!!
Rabbi Putzz II: God the Father is not very good at thinking under pressure -- is he?
XtremeFaith009: God loved the world (us, yes u too) that he gave his only begotten son to us
Rabbi Putzz II: STOP --- Now go back and read what I just wrote --- slowly this time.
XtremeFaith009: Jesus paid the price for us there was no other way
Rabbi Putzz II: That is not the point
XtremeFaith009: But he is God, we are not to q's him
Rabbi Putzz II: You are saying God the father had to kill his own son -- so we could be saved ???
XtremeFaith009: like it says in the bible, god works in mysterious way
XtremeFaith009: he didn't force jesus, Jesus wanted to do it
Rabbi Putzz II: Do you know how stupid this whole thing sounds ??? -- Think about it
Rabbi Putzz II: Would you kill your own son --- just because you are pissed off over one of your other children giving head to her boyfriend?
XtremeFaith009: what I know is that I love jesus, he is real, he loves us and he dies for us so we could get saved
XtremeFaith009: he did it to defeat the devil
XtremeFaith009: so now u see how much he loves us that he gave his son to us
XtremeFaith009: give him a chance
XtremeFaith009: let him in your heart
XtremeFaith009: Let me help you ok?
Rabbi Putzz II: I believe the only time you think clearly is when your Going Down on your Boy friend,
XtremeFaith009: No not that
Rabbi Putzz II: I was told Jesus would drop kick me into a Burning Lake of Fire where I would be sodomized by 12 foot demons.
XtremeFaith009: what kinda crazy thing is that??
Rabbi Putzz II: I was told that by a Christian Pastor --- but he was caught screwing the organist so he is not at that church any longer
XtremeFaith009: OMG i believe in the bible, but not the demon thing
Rabbi Putzz II: I heard some of the church ladies talking --- and they said he would wipe his dick off ---- using towels from the bathrooms.
XtremeFaith009: I don't want to hear this
Rabbi Putzz II: How do you think they knew there was semen stains on the church linen.
XtremeFaith009: Can we please stop talking about your church and Talk about the bible Please
Rabbi Putzz II: But the bible was written by man -- not God
XtremeFaith009: man guided by god
Rabbi Putzz II: How do you know that? What is your proof
XtremeFaith009: because it says so in the bible
XtremeFaith009: it is call faith
Rabbi Putzz II: You can not use the bible to prove the bible --- you need other proof
XtremeFaith009: Rabbi, you want a better life? u want joy? u want to be happy? jesus is the only way
XtremeFaith009: then my other proof is faith
Rabbi Putzz II: I have a good life --- I have joy -- I am Happy, But Faith is not proof
XtremeFaith009: God wants us to walk by faith not by sight
Rabbi Putzz II: Faith is just faith
XtremeFaith009: it is in the eyes of god
XtremeFaith009: faith has done a lot of things for me
XtremeFaith009: Do u want to accept jesus as your lord and savior?
XtremeFaith009: let him in your heart
Rabbi Putzz II: You have no facts -- and no proof of what you say -- why should I listen to you about salvation?
XtremeFaith009: Why should you? Because I know that deep in your heart you crave for the best
Rabbi Putzz II: where did you get that from ???
XtremeFaith009: The spirit told me
XtremeFaith009: that's how jesus works
Rabbi Putzz II: You hear voices ???
XtremeFaith009: Hearing the voice of god and the spirit talking to you are very different things
Rabbi Putzz II: How are they different ??
XtremeFaith009: I can say that I hav only heard the voice of god twice, the spirit talkin gto me...many times
Rabbi Putzz II: so you have talked to God
XtremeFaith009: I talk to god everyday
XtremeFaith009: and the best part is that you can too
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes but the question is --- does he talk back to you ??
XtremeFaith009: he is always listening
Rabbi Putzz II: How do you know God is listening
XtremeFaith009: He talks to us in different ways
XtremeFaith009: because god is perfect, god os god, the bible tells me so too
XtremeFaith009: it is faith
XtremeFaith009: and it works
Rabbi Putzz II: Is your Boy Friend Circumcised?
Rabbi Putzz II: Jesus was Circumcized you know
Rabbi Putzz II: All christians should be also
Rabbi Putzz II: It is the word of God
XtremeFaith009: what is that?
Rabbi Putzz II: Are you asking what Circumcizion Is ??
XtremeFaith009: yes
XtremeFaith009: Hey i'm learning new words
XtremeFaith009: I might know it but in a different word
Rabbi Putzz II: Does your boy friend have skin around the end of his penis? Or has it been removed?
XtremeFaith009: Oh that
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes that
XtremeFaith009: why are you asking me that??
Rabbi Putzz II: Because God of the OT says the foreskin of a man's penis should be removed. I do hope you don't have to peal your boyfriend back like a banana. God would not be very pleased with either one of you.
XtremeFaith009: where in the word of god does that syas so??
XtremeFaith009: OT? what is the OT?
Rabbi Putzz II: OT = the Old Testament --- Please tell me you have read the Bible.
Rabbi Putzz II: Have you read the Bible ???
XtremeFaith009: I really wish u could find it for me
XtremeFaith009: I read the new testament the most
Rabbi Putzz II: do you think The Bible is the word of God?
XtremeFaith009: besides, there were some laws that when jesus came they were all washed away
XtremeFaith009: yes I have faith that it is the word of god
XtremeFaith009: I'm going to advice you not to leave without jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: So you have not read the OT
XtremeFaith009: yes i have but i do not read too much the old laws
Rabbi Putzz II: But the Bible is the word of God -- you must read all of the Bible -- to find out what God wants you to do
XtremeFaith009: yes i did read it
Rabbi Putzz II: Good then you know God wants you to keep your mouth shut in church, and if you have any questions you are to ask your husband, --- You are to learn in silence -- It goes back to Eve Giving Adam that BJ years ago.
XtremeFaith009: Where does it say that? I don't believe you
Rabbi Putzz II:
1 Cor.14:34-36 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."
XtremeFaith009: oh yes that
Rabbi Putzz II:
1 Tim.2:11-15 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing
Rabbi Putzz II: That is the word of God
XtremeFaith009: to understand some things in the bible you need some history too
Rabbi Putzz II: I understand the Bible better that you
XtremeFaith009: like why didn't the apostles believe the women that came to them and told them that jesus wasn't in the tomb?
XtremeFaith009: becasue in the old days the word of a woman was nothing, It wasn't taken seriously
Rabbi Putzz II: That is only one of three accounts. All the writing of that day are contradictory.
XtremeFaith009: And my bible is in spanish
Rabbi Putzz II: WHAT
XtremeFaith009: so that's also why i didn't get the curci...
Rabbi Putzz II: circumcision ????
XtremeFaith009: Yes ty
Rabbi Putzz II: The truth is you cannot prove what you say -- it takes faith to believe like you do
XtremeFaith009: no curse can touch me
XtremeFaith009: Doyou believe in after life?
Rabbi Putzz II: No
XtremeFaith009: Why don't u just ask him to show you the truth, don't run away from it, but be careful
Rabbi Putzz II: Careful of what
Rabbi Putzz II: I am not running --you are
Rabbi Putzz II: You are the one filled with fear --- not I
XtremeFaith009: fear?
XtremeFaith009: Well tell me...what fear?
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes you have fear
XtremeFaith009: of what?
Rabbi Putzz II: You have fear of death --- so you will believe anything
XtremeFaith009: If I die I die happy, because I have jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: Fear is the engine that drives a belief in a God -- like you talk about
XtremeFaith009: The one that fears death is the one that knows not what comes next
Rabbi Putzz II: I do not fear death --
XtremeFaith009: I would fear death if i didn't have jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: yes I know you would -- I told you that remember
Rabbi Putzz II: That is why you have Jesus
XtremeFaith009: I get your point
Rabbi Putzz II: Good
XtremeFaith009: Fear also drove me to jesus
Rabbi Putzz II: Yes I know
Rabbi Putzz II: So --- God uses fear on his children
Rabbi Putzz II: and you say he is a loving God ?
Rabbi Putzz II: I see a contradiction
Rabbi Putzz II: do you?
Stay Tuned! The Madness NEVER Ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RoomNBoardTroll: Without religion we wouldn't get certain days off, Long Live Religion!
Bxgurla171: ALL YA NI99AS IS GOING TO HELL YA GONNA BURL FOR CENTURIES
Bxgurla171: ALL YA NEED GOD IN YA LIFE
Bxgurla171: ALL YA NI99AS COULD SUCK MY CLICK
Bxgurla171: INCLUDING YA HOES
Bxgurla171: GODZILA SUCK DICK
Bxgurla171: LOL NI99A SUCK DICK
Bxgurla171: YA NI99AS R AOL THUGS
Bxgurla171: BET I PUT DAT 9 IN YA BACK
SuGaRBiTz28: your all a bunch of motherfuckers who need to wake up and see your going to go to hell and if you pray for gods forgivnince and stop talking about my boobs cause you know your witch ass is jealous so go shove a wand up your ass
JonCFiftyFour: SuGa, the bible god is shown to believe in all gods. Do you consider yourself to be better than your fictional deity?
SuGaRBiTz28: YES I DO
Duck8u2: well thats also in my faith i have faith to and thats what alot of people lack and thats why they dont believe
J5Crump: is anyone wanna free a soul ??
J5Crump: Darksky, what Jesus did with 12 ??
TRiPle5seaN: and agian, no 1 is forcing them to give money
TRiPle5seaN: it is there choice
TRiPle5seaN: then why does everyone make movies about it
TRiPle5seaN: God did that to kill the people that hated him
TRiPle5seaN: and blasphamed him
Killakazuya: What is dumb is you do not realize that Christ will come down from heavan on a white horse and slay you!
Killakazuya: The old snake, the Adversary, has feuled your fertile dung filled minds with nonsense
Killakazuya: God can create big pizza pies and they end up looking galaxies from far away
Killakazuya: God can split himself in millions of mini-Gods!
Killakazuya: Jesus was a Jew, until the Jews betrayed him!
Tight4u: BIBLE IS A VERY COMPLICATED BOOK TO UNDERSTAND
Tight4u: NOT EVEN SCHOLARS HAVE UNSOLVED IT
Tankdog16: God bless all of you
Tankdog16: The end is near
Tankdog16: You are going to be sorry for your sins
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and a profile- Spr8nova-
Member Name: God will give me a new name one day.
Location: Los Angeles
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single (I wonder why?)
Hobbies: Praying for Gods Mercy ,Reading The Word ( Bible)Being Use by Jesus Christ (jesus uses? Imagine that!)
Computers: p3
Occupation: I''m a God Fearing Person. (you should be scared)
Personal Quote: Act 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
(The problem with baptizing is that they don't hold them under long enough.)
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EmoricCaliem: i can't believe that anyone figured out that christianity was stupid.
EmoricCaliem: well, i get in a healthy helping of god damns and jesus christs every day
HomeSkooledXian: Vamm, dont forget "Women should be Saved through constant CHILDBEARING.. 1 Timothy 2:9
Vammatar: ah yes.. broodmare for christ
Diva2cute4u2: O LORD WHAT MIRACLES YOU DO!AND HOW DEEP ARE YOUR THOUGHTS! UNTHINKING PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTANDTHEM!! NO FOOL CAN COMPREHEND THIS: THAT ALOTHOUGH THE WICKED FLOURISH LIKE WEEDS,THERE IS ONLY ETERNAL DESTRUCTION AHEAD OF THEM. (Who needs spaces anyway, huh?)
Diva2cute4u2: YOU DON'T A FROM A BULL FROGS BUT VAM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SCRIPTURE MEAN !!:-P (No friggin idea what that meant...)
Diva2cute4u2: SATAN WILL NOT WIN THIS BATTLE HE'S A LIE AND THE TRUTH IS NOT IN HIM!! (Truth is, YOU'RE a MORON for believing Satan exists!)
Diva2cute4u2: THIS IS THE CHRISTIANS ROOM WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS WHOLE AOL YOU DON'T KNOW ASK SOMEBODY!!! WE 2 DEEP!! (Yeah, Diva! Your head is deep, up your arse!)
Diva2cute4u2: METT KEEP ASKING FOR THIS BUTT WHIPPING AND YOU WILL GET IT!! DEMON (Spoken like a TRUE christian, Yep!)
Diva2cute4u2: I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEVER BECOME A CHRISTIAN BASEBALL THAT YOUR BUTT BURNING FOR ETERNITY NOT MINE HA! HA! (Christard hatred at it's best!)
Diva2cute4u2: METT YOU TOLD A BIG ABOUT HEAVEN YOU ARE GOING TO BR DISAPPOINTED MY FRIEND!! (Did ANYONE understand that?)
BobSan66: The Bible is the MOST PUBLISHED WORK IN THE HISTORY OF TIM
(and who would Tim be???)
DADDYSGIRL16NTN: for god so love the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever should poerish but should have everlasting life john 3:16 (is that how it's written in the Buybull?)
SistrRigorMortis: please..take a long hard look at daddy's and diva.....this is what happens when you become a christian....first you get a bible..inside the bible is directions on giving yourself a frontal labotomy..by the time you get to step three you don't really care anymore.. (And how, Sis! And how!!!)
UGADawgs6910: "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
HomeSkooledXian: "If We are out of our Minds, it;s for the sake of God,,," 2nd Corinthians 5:13
(And a PERSONAL appearance by one of aol's biggest MORONS! Welcome Haxor!)
I33T Haxor 4 JC: I have once or twice touched myself in a bad place
I33T Haxor 4 JC: but that is all
I33T Haxor 4 JC: and I repented right away
I33T Haxor 4 JC: I have never had sex
I33T Haxor 4 JC: come judgement day Jesus will return and cast all the perverts, fornicators, baby killers, race mixers, fags, and non-believers into eternal flame
I33T Haxor 4 JC: I just realize that God made the different races differently
I33T Haxor 4 JC: and for different purposes
I33T Haxor 4 JC: the natives were more or less animals
I33T Haxor 4 JC: go eat your bananas monkey people
I33T Haxor 4 JC: God made whites from trees
I33T Haxor 4 JC: blacks from dirt
I33T Haxor 4 JC: and asians from swamp water
I33T Haxor 4 JC: the mexicans are not really a race
I33T Haxor 4 JC: they came about by mixing of the blacks and asians
I33T Haxor 4 JC: they are an abomination before God
I33T Haxor 4 JC: if anybody has any questions about Jesus or about being saved then please email me (That would be "Moron4JC@aol.com")
Crash96677: the name of this chat room is itentionally inflamatory why do you feel the need to berate the religious and the stupid
Crash96677: have fun irritating the pre-teens and adults that fall to the left of the bell curve
Crash96677: closed minded retards
(and this from someone claiming to live in "Asscrack, AR.")
Member Name: Chris
Location: Asscrack, Ar
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Joisey Grl 4u: U PPL NEED GOD NOW
Joisey Grl 4u: U PPL NEED THE BIBLE TOO
Joisey Grl 4u: U WONT BE LAFFIN N HELL
Joisey Grl 4u: ILL B LAFFIN AT U THOUGH
Joisey Grl 4u: HAVE FUN
(Hey Joisey, ebonics worked for you, huh?)
Harsh Unclear: CHRISTIN ANTIY TULZ
Harsh Unclear: U GUYZ R STUPID ARABAZ
Harsh Unclear: U FUXEN HEATHENZ
Harsh Unclear: UR GONNA BURN IN HELLZ.
Harsh Unclear: GOT H8Z UY
Harsh Unclear: Chaos has no defined stench, it is ever changing.
Harsh Unclear: Lick my wretched wang
(No comment necessary, proof is in the quote)
TwiceBorn316: well your a dumb ***** with a pole shuved up your ass (Umm... no, that would be Je$u$)
TwiceBorn316: yup, whats wrong with christians <<<<^^^^^^ (Need I say more?)
TwiceBorn316: telling stupid fucks like you to worry about your self and not be worrying what others do (Je$u$ put that kind of language in the buybull? Woohoo! Go CHRISTARDS!!)
TwiceBorn316: what the hell did you just say, you might want to work on your grammer skills
TwiceBorn316: your a dumb ass (Hmm... and didn't IT just comment on "grammar skills"?)
TwiceBorn316: i just proved that you r a dumb ass (And proved yourself totally illiterate!)
(Geez! Twice born, and still can't evolve beyond MORON)
TwiceBorn316: danm your evening dumber than i thought (evening dumber? as opposed to morning or afternoon dumber?)
TwiceBorn316: well we will see who is right in the end, when your dumb ass is in Hell and i;m chillin up in heaven (good candidate for the Je$u$ butt plug... YEP!)
TwiceBorn316: you all r ***** dumb asses with no respect for anything or anybody
TwiceBorn316: see i already proved my point, you beleive it is a free country, so i came into this chat room, because i can, and i came to see what you all thought on Christianity and you just had to hate and bring down everything i said
TwiceBorn316: so i proved my point (Yep, proved the point that you're not only a moron, but illiterate too- read the title- Doesn't it say "ChristianityIsStupid"?
TwiceBorn316: of corse there r people like you dumb ass, but there is no one exactly like you
TwiceBorn316: what dumb asses
TwiceBorn316: why do you guys care, you dont even believe in Jesus, then why do you say i am cussing for jesus (cussing for Je$u$? Noo, say it isn't so! Just read above!) (and below)
TwiceBorn316: well if you dont beleive in God or Jesus at all, then why do you give a *****
TwiceBorn316: and why dont you guys hate on other Gods, or Mormons, or Buddishts (Buddishts?????)
AlienOverlord77: because they dont try to poison us with their lies
TwiceBorn316: well i only live next to a family of them and they tell me what they beleive
JesusClickedMe: Twice, when Buddhists start knocking on my door telling me what to believe then I'll open a BuddhistsAreStupid room (LOL! JCM- I'll join you in that venture!)
And just so we all know- here's the dullard's profile- TwiceBorn316
Member Name: Casey Davis
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single and looking
Hobbies: IM me and find out!
(If you're ever in Cali, and run across this moron, run for your life! The idiocracy's contagious!)
Moonstar530 [6:22 PM]: *Someday you people are going to wake up dead, then what are you going to do?
Moonstar530 [6:22 PM]: *author unknown
Cropflyer [6:35 PM]: I just want to ask you one thing : You would go to hell rather than just believe in God? It's not that bad, trust me. I think you just need some reason to believe in God. (From an IM)
Jeebus Chrystler [6:38 PM]: Well, to answer that would require me to lower myself to the level of mindless twit in order for me to believe in heaven or hell, and it seems you already occupy that position... so, No thanks.
Rev OBrien: XLapDog, repent ye sinner for the hour is at hand
Rev OBrien: <Jesus>< ( <EVOLVE>< )
Rev OBrien: Christ is the Lord
Rev OBrien: Hallelujah!
Rev OBrien: He is Risen!
Rev OBrien: Come to know Lord Jesus
Rev OBrien: He is Lord
Rev OBrien: Help me Holy Ghost (Yeah, please help this moron! He truly NEEDS it!)
Rev OBrien: God = Jehova
Rev OBrien: h (Oops! Did he actually misspell Jehovah? How remarkablly illiterate!)
Rev OBrien: Toy4 <~~Humps Toy4 (A christian humping in the chatroom? Imagine that!)
Rev OBrien: <Jesus>< ( <Darwin>< )
Rev OBrien: Christ is the Lord
Toy4theGods: dammit rev ...quit raping me
Rev OBrien: raping? (Yeah, you know- unwanted sex for christ?)
SappyDaze: OBrien, you can leave now. Still no little boys in this chat.
Rev OBrien: Sappy, repent
Rev OBrien: your sins are great (and humping isn't?)
BkLyNs RiTzz: christianity is not stupid
Hilan Reaver2: yes it is
Hilan Reaver2: dont lie
BkLyNs RiTzz: noo
Wildman178: IS NOT
BkLyNs RiTzz: why is it??
Wildman178: NOT NOT NOT NOT
SappyDaze: tis too
BaconSmeIlsGood: bk,why is it not?
Wildman178: NOT
Wildman178: NOT
Wildman178: NOT
Wildman178: NOT
Wildman178: NOT
Wildman178: NOT STUPID
Wildman178: NOT STUPID
Wildman178: WHATS A CHRISTER? (Try a mirror!)
JereCoo: thos who dont belive in him will go thro tribulation i will be in heaven those who dont bevile will go through 1000 years of torture no death and the devil will comme out of the gates and kill every one (Amazing! Totally illiterately amazing!!! Hmm... Wonder what "bevile" is?)
Jesus Hates Smut: baby jesus is so going to pee on the atheist4 dork
LPcrazy005: F all of yall!!!!!!!! ?Yall going to hell!!! Yall could kiss my black ass--and rockos and lehana and hotshots too!!!!
Thefridge2: yea you never have a typo do you you are perfect because you are going to hell
Thefridge2: yea we cant read allright
Thefridge2: and we arte still stupid
Thefridge2: you know i was named after refridgerator perry
Thefridge2: because you know i just read a boook with the copyright of 1,111,100,000 b.c.
Thefridge2: no i think that it is funny that some believe that we were created in like 60 million to billion years
Jon376: ILL SPIT A NICE GOOBER ON YOU LOSERS FROM HEAVEN WHEN YOU'RE ALL ROTTING IN HELL HAHAHAHAH
InsaneJesusPosse: there is a chat room called "Ask god Anything". The only person in there is MindlessJamal. Imagine that, a xian named Mindless. (Good point, IJP!)
JezusInAjamJar: i didn't need a bishop interviewing me and asking if i'd been "touching myself" as his hand disappeared under his desk. (LMFAOOOO!!!)
Sakrilege: "And the LORD thy God spake saying 'Thou shalt goest forth with thine capslock and thine most annoying font. Verily thou shalt annoy the heathens even unto thy last breath." and God looked upon the capslock button and saw that it was good! (You said a mouth full there, friend!)
Nostridomian [11:20 AM]: "i hate you you worship satan and its wrong very very wrong" from sugarmesweet1@yahoo.com (Very, very even!)
KM SMID: forgive us our sins and purify us from all unridgteousness. (Unridgteoueness? REALLY!?!?!)
Hizlady777: well christins are not the stupid ones we go to heaven and our happy you would be stupid if you wont to life forever with satan he is mean and nasty ("Wont to life"? WTF? Nothing stupid there, more like illiterate, actually.)
AMAZING, Isn't it????????
To Be Continued!!!!!!!!!!
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